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By Joe Huggins
From Grand Junction
Sep 2, 2011
mmmm....tree

wendy weiss wrote:
Peter, you're about the last person I'd turn to for advice on how to gain weight. Clever, I don't like doughnuts either. Maybe that's part of the problem.

+1 my friend-you will never be the spokesman for bulking up.


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By Red
From Arizona
Sep 2, 2011
Cobra Kai

Cheers, Jimbo.


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By Matt McMurray
From Castle Rock, CO
Sep 2, 2011
It's the best choice...

Sergio P wrote:
Besides, a 30 pack of PBR is $16. At a little more then $.50 a beer it is hard to beat. And for all the tree huggers, glass bottles cost more to ship (due to weight), costing more in fuel and thus a greater carbon imprint.


Better yet, brew your own! My brew cost about $.27 each, have an ABV of around 7-10% and are delicious. I made back my investment by my fourth batch. =)


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By camhead
From Vandalia, Appalachia
Sep 2, 2011
You stay away from mah pig!

ok, here's something I was wondering: you could just switch from drinking booze, with all its calories, to smoking herb. But, would the calories you are not drinking be cancelled out by the inevitable munchies? If I'm not drinking 5 IPAs a night, how many bags of cheetos can I eat while playing video games?


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By Jonathan D.
From Portland, OR
Sep 2, 2011
Buds

Darren in Vegas wrote:
Some advice I learned from Dr. Nick Riviera when giving Homer Simpson some advice: Dr. Nick: Now, there are many options for dangerously underweight individuals, like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology." Homer: Of course. Dr. Nick: You need to focus on the lesser food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!" Homer: What can I do to speed up the whole thing, Doctor?" Dr. Nick Riviera: Be creative. Instead of eating sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes! Dr. Nick Riviera: [pats Bart on the head] Heh, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too? Dr. Nick Riviera: And remember, if you're not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. [Rubs a drumstick on a sheet of paper, which subsequently turns clear in the center] If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! [Looks through paper and waves] Bye bye, everybody!


Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. Ahahaha


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By S.Stelli
From Colorado Springs, CO
Sep 2, 2011

Double bacon cheeseburger(s), and a large soda. Its the American way.

I once put on 19 pounds in less than 7 months so that my girlfriend never weighed more than me during her pregnancy. I did it through a steady, healthy diet of chicken/turkey, rice, vegetables, and potatoes. And a bodybuilders split routine for muscle mass.

I ate like a horse, and most of the time my caloric intake was in the neiborhood of 6200-7500 a day. (my normal intake is about 4000/day to maintain 140lbs)

Try that!


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By Darren in Vegas
From Las Vegas, NV
Sep 2, 2011
Skiing around.

Jonathan D. wrote:
Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. Ahahaha

Yes!, Jonathan D. It makes my day someone appreciated my contribution
Ralphy boy
Ralphy boy


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By Joe Huggins
From Grand Junction
Sep 2, 2011
mmmm....tree

Darren in Vegas wrote:
Yes!, Jonathan D. It makes my day someone appreciated my contribution

Mmmmmmm...boogers!...and beer!


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By Nelson Day
From Joshua Tree, CA
Sep 2, 2011
me (about to sneeze)

Guinness: 128 calories for 12 ounces, 9.9 grams carbs, 0 fat. Less calories than a coke. And you can't beat the taste...


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