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By J.J
Sep 1, 2011

johnL wrote:
How would I do that with a lack of folds and rolls such as I have?

He obviously meant for you to start drinking again to acquire those folds and rolls first.


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By Richard Radcliffe
From Louisville, CO
Sep 1, 2011

Alright. Don't fuck yourself. Just leave us alone.


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By Richard Radcliffe
From Louisville, CO
Sep 1, 2011

I hate you.


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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Sep 1, 2011
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wall.

You're of no use to the professor skinny and sober, John. He studies addiction. You're completely thwarting him.


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By "H"
From Manitou Springs
Sep 1, 2011
Axes glistening in the sun

Try New Planet Gluten Free Beer. Pretty Good, good alcohol content and doesn't weigh so heavy on the gut. Or you could just drink 1 Dogfish HEad 120 mintue IPA. 20% ABV. But it's amazing what cutting out (hate to say this) useless carbs can do.


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By mtoensing
From Boulder
Sep 1, 2011
Props to my home state show

At least you don't weigh 185 lbs. Try carrying that up with a rack.


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By Timmamok
From Durango, CO
Sep 1, 2011
crack at undisclosed location - my little proj

I miss living in the creek and drinkin 3.2 pbr


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By Doug Lintz
From Kearney, NE
Sep 1, 2011
Destroyer of popcorn

I'm with camhead on this. Wine and vodka FTW!


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By C Miller
Administrator
Sep 1, 2011
High Desert Sunrise, Joshua Tree NP

for johnL

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By Brent Apgar
From Out of the Loop
Sep 1, 2011
Me and Spearhead

And here I thought you were going to have some truly horrible news, like having developed an allergy to hops or something.


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By Catherine Conner
From Phoenix, AZ
Sep 1, 2011
Contemplative-what is ahead?

I agree with this.

thecornyman wrote:
I'm gonna report you. Guideline #1: don't be a jerk!


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By dorseyec
Sep 2, 2011

You wouldn't be surprised if you lost weight after you stopped drinking a 30 pack of coke every week, I don't see how beer would be any different.


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By J.J
Sep 2, 2011

Eric Dorsey wrote:
You wouldn't be surprised if you lost weight after drinking a 30 pack of coke every week, I don't see how beer would be any different.

This statement is illogical...


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By Jimbo
Sep 2, 2011

Red,

I have gained much respect for you, two of my favorite beers you have posted. Anyone that sends OP at the Orafice and drinks Ruiniation is top notch in my book.

PBR is not "good" beer. This is a universal truth.

Beer is not "useless" calories, but essential calories, this too is a universal truth.


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By dorseyec
Sep 2, 2011

SirMixALot wrote:
This statement is illogical...


Sorry its late and I missed a word, do you lack the reading skills to infer things?


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By J.J
Sep 2, 2011

Eric Dorsey wrote:
Sorry its late and I missed a word, do you lack the reading skills to infer things?

You continue to travel down this illogical road. Are you mormon? I have no more beer!


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By -sp
From East-Coast
Sep 2, 2011
Buenos Dias!

Matt Toensing wrote:
At least you don't weigh 185 lbs. Try carrying that up with a rack.

Ha, you lightweight. Try 215 with a doubles-of-everything rack.


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By wendy weiss
Sep 2, 2011

Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)


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By Peter Stokes
From Them Thar Hills
Sep 2, 2011
Wall Street, Moab, UT

Wendy, I don't drink much beer anymore either... for weight gain try some Navajo fry bread


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By -sp
From East-Coast
Sep 2, 2011
Buenos Dias!

wendy weiss wrote:
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)


Tiramisu should solve all your immediate weight problems.


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By S.Stelli
From Colorado Springs, CO
Sep 2, 2011

-sp wrote:
Tiramisu should solve all your immediate weight problems.


I would think that Dunkin Donuts could also offer some help in the weight area...


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By wendy weiss
Sep 2, 2011

Peter, you're about the last person I'd turn to for advice on how to gain weight.

Clever, I don't like doughnuts either. Maybe that's part of the problem.


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By Catherine Conner
From Phoenix, AZ
Sep 2, 2011
Contemplative-what is ahead?

wendy weiss wrote:
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)


Yes Wendy, you did.


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By Darren in Vegas
From Las Vegas, NV
Sep 2, 2011
Skiing around.

wendy weiss wrote:
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)

Some advice I learned from Dr. Nick Riviera when giving Homer Simpson some advice:

Dr. Nick: Now, there are many options for dangerously underweight individuals, like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."

Homer: Of course.

Dr. Nick: You need to focus on the lesser food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!"

Homer: What can I do to speed up the whole thing, Doctor?"

Dr. Nick Riviera: Be creative. Instead of eating sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Dr. Nick Riviera: [pats Bart on the head] Heh, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?
Dr. Nick Riviera: And remember, if you're not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. [Rubs a drumstick on a sheet of paper, which subsequently turns clear in the center] If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! [Looks through paper and waves] Bye bye, everybody!


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By -sp
From East-Coast
Sep 2, 2011
Buenos Dias!

wendy weiss wrote:
Clever, I don't like doughnuts either. Maybe that's part of the problem.


Perhaps we can approach this from a different perspective: you say you don't like beer, I say you haven't tasted a great beer yet. I suggest you immediately head over to your nearest Belgian bar and order a delicious Triple Karmeliet. Never met a non-beer drinker this beer couldn't convert.

beercraving.com/category/tags/beer-bars-boulder-colorado


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