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johnL wrote:
How would I do that with a lack of folds and rolls such as I have?

He obviously meant for you to start drinking again to acquire those folds and rolls first.
J.J
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Sep 1, 2011
Alright. Don't fuck yourself. Just leave us alone. Richard Radcliffe
From Louisville, CO
Joined Apr 28, 2006
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Sep 1, 2011
I hate you. Richard Radcliffe
From Louisville, CO
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Sep 1, 2011
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
You're of no use to the professor skinny and sober, John. He studies addiction. You're completely thwarting him. Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Sep 1, 2011
Axes glistening in the sun
Try New Planet Gluten Free Beer. Pretty Good, good alcohol content and doesn't weigh so heavy on the gut. Or you could just drink 1 Dogfish HEad 120 mintue IPA. 20% ABV. But it's amazing what cutting out (hate to say this) useless carbs can do. "H"
From Manitou Springs
Joined Feb 13, 2006
59 points
Sep 1, 2011
At least you don't weigh 185 lbs. Try carrying that up with a rack. mtoensing
From Boulder
Joined Feb 25, 2006
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Sep 1, 2011
crack at undisclosed location - my little proj
I miss living in the creek and drinkin 3.2 pbr Timmamok
From Durango, CO
Joined Sep 1, 2008
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Sep 1, 2011
Destroyer of popcorn
I'm with camhead on this. Wine and vodka FTW! Doug Lintz
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Sep 1, 2011
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C Miller
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Sep 1, 2011
Me and Spearhead
And here I thought you were going to have some truly horrible news, like having developed an allergy to hops or something. Brent Apgar
From Out of the Loop
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Sep 1, 2011
Contemplative-what is ahead?
I agree with this.

thecornyman wrote:
I'm gonna report you. Guideline #1: don't be a jerk!
Catherine Conner
From Phoenix, AZ
Joined Aug 22, 2007
358 points
Sep 2, 2011
You wouldn't be surprised if you lost weight after you stopped drinking a 30 pack of coke every week, I don't see how beer would be any different. dorseyec
Joined May 31, 2009
16 points
Sep 2, 2011
Eric Dorsey wrote:
You wouldn't be surprised if you lost weight after drinking a 30 pack of coke every week, I don't see how beer would be any different.

This statement is illogical...
J.J
Joined Aug 23, 2008
185 points
Sep 2, 2011
Red,

I have gained much respect for you, two of my favorite beers you have posted. Anyone that sends OP at the Orafice and drinks Ruiniation is top notch in my book.

PBR is not "good" beer. This is a universal truth.

Beer is not "useless" calories, but essential calories, this too is a universal truth.
Jimbo
Joined Feb 24, 2006
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Sep 2, 2011
SirMixALot wrote:
This statement is illogical...


Sorry its late and I missed a word, do you lack the reading skills to infer things?
dorseyec
Joined May 31, 2009
16 points
Sep 2, 2011
Eric Dorsey wrote:
Sorry its late and I missed a word, do you lack the reading skills to infer things?

You continue to travel down this illogical road. Are you mormon? I have no more beer!
J.J
Joined Aug 23, 2008
185 points
Sep 2, 2011
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Matt Toensing wrote:
At least you don't weigh 185 lbs. Try carrying that up with a rack.

Ha, you lightweight. Try 215 with a doubles-of-everything rack.
-sp
From East-Coast
Joined May 25, 2007
80 points
Sep 2, 2011
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?) wendy weiss
Joined Mar 17, 2006
16 points
Sep 2, 2011
Wall Street, Moab, UT
Wendy, I don't drink much beer anymore either... for weight gain try some Navajo fry bread Peter Stokes
From Them Thar Hills
Joined Apr 30, 2009
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Sep 2, 2011
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wendy weiss wrote:
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)


Tiramisu should solve all your immediate weight problems.
-sp
From East-Coast
Joined May 25, 2007
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Sep 2, 2011
-sp wrote:
Tiramisu should solve all your immediate weight problems.


I would think that Dunkin Donuts could also offer some help in the weight area...
S.Stelli
From Colorado Springs, CO
Joined Dec 21, 2009
171 points
Sep 2, 2011
Peter, you're about the last person I'd turn to for advice on how to gain weight.

Clever, I don't like doughnuts either. Maybe that's part of the problem.
wendy weiss
Joined Mar 17, 2006
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Sep 2, 2011
Contemplative-what is ahead?
wendy weiss wrote:
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)


Yes Wendy, you did.
Catherine Conner
From Phoenix, AZ
Joined Aug 22, 2007
358 points
Sep 2, 2011
Skiing around.
wendy weiss wrote:
Guys, I've got a problem. I need to gain about five pounds and I DON'T LIKE BEER. What to do? I'm going to try tiramisu for breakfast. (Oops, did I just violate Guideline #1?)

Some advice I learned from Dr. Nick Riviera when giving Homer Simpson some advice:

Dr. Nick: Now, there are many options for dangerously underweight individuals, like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."

Homer: Of course.

Dr. Nick: You need to focus on the lesser food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!"

Homer: What can I do to speed up the whole thing, Doctor?"

Dr. Nick Riviera: Be creative. Instead of eating sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Dr. Nick Riviera: [pats Bart on the head] Heh, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?
Dr. Nick Riviera: And remember, if you're not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. [Rubs a drumstick on a sheet of paper, which subsequently turns clear in the center] If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! [Looks through paper and waves] Bye bye, everybody!
Darren in Vegas
From Las Vegas, NV
Joined Feb 13, 2006
2,213 points
Sep 2, 2011
Buenos Dias!
wendy weiss wrote:
Clever, I don't like doughnuts either. Maybe that's part of the problem.


Perhaps we can approach this from a different perspective: you say you don't like beer, I say you haven't tasted a great beer yet. I suggest you immediately head over to your nearest Belgian bar and order a delicious Triple Karmeliet. Never met a non-beer drinker this beer couldn't convert.

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-sp
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