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Hi. I'm The Best Guide EVAR! 
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Hi. I'm The Best Guide EVAR! 

YDS: 5.4 French: 4a Ewbanks: 12 UIAA: IV British: VD 3c PG13

Type:  Trad, 110'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.4 French: 4a Ewbanks: 12 UIAA: IV British: VD 3c [details]
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Submitted By: zoso on Jun 22, 2012
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This is the approach pitch to Peter's Flight School, Barking Spiders, etc. More of an approach than a climb, this slab is quite clean and a good quickie for the kiddies. I'm guessing it's 5.4, but does anyone really know the difference between 5.0-5.4? I will say I was glad to not have the approach shoes on for this though.


Slab that angles left/northish while @ the base of Dumb Fun and Kings of Cribbage.

70m to rap, or 60m and a little downclimbing.


2-3 cams and maybe a small nut or 2.
Chains to the left of the large, insecure, and half dead pine tree. Installed by Tony Calderone. Thanks Tony!

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By Mountain Dreamer
Dec 17, 2013

This route is called Port Side Shuffle.

By zoso
Dec 17, 2013

That's nice. I'm sticking with the name I gave it since it really isn't a route, but more of an approach.