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The Happy Boulders offer highly concentrated world-class volcanic bouldering with hundreds of worthy problems ranging from simple to impossible.

Long shadowed by the more well-known and publicized Buttermilks, more and more climbers are realizing the potential inside the Happy Boulders canyon. Most first-time visitors will be overwhelmed by the amount of projects they just gathered and will find themselves making time to return. Some say at the Happies your muscles will fail first, whereas in the Buttermilks its your skin that will be your reason for leaving. Regardless, it's nice to have the options so close. Visitors experiencing Bishop in the colder months can find shelter and warmer temps here rather than the exposed and wind-swept Buttermilks.

* * * * * STAY OFF THE PLANTS * * * * *

The rock, which looks brittle and crumbly with a quick glance is surprisingly bomber volcanic Bishop Tuff, just be weary on high top-outs that may not see much traffic. The boulders found here offer faces that test every technique - most notably is the abundance of finger pockets which are found everywhere. You'll also find steep, gymnastic juggy overhangs and crimpy faces, as well as low traverses and unlimited eliminates and link-ups. Cracks of wide ranges can be found on the rim along with easy and scary highballing... it's all here. The landings are flat, the boulders are jam-packed, and everyone in your posse will find what they're looking for.

The Happy Canyon with Mt Tom and the Wheeler Crest in the background
The Happy Canyon with Mt Tom and the Wheeler Crest in the background
Submitted By: Euan Cameron on Dec 27, 2010


Getting There 

From US 395 in Bishop, take US 6 north out of town towards Benton/Chalfant/Tonopah. After 1.3 miles, turn left on Five Bridges Rd. Follow this down the straightaway around the left-hand curve, past the Aggregate Plant to a 4-way intersection where the pavement turns to dirt. Take a left on Chalk Bluff Rd. Follow for 2.3 miles and park on the left side of the road. The canyon can easily be seen to your right, up the hill.

Pulling through the easy section of Black Magic.
Pulling through the easy section of Black Magic.
Submitted By: Michael Schmenk on Dec 4, 2012


The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Happy Boulders:
The Pursuit of Wow   V0 PG13     Boulder, 20 feet   Tom Peter's Slab Area : Tom Peter's Slab
Corner Route   V0+     Boulder, 18 feet   Slow Dance/Gleaner Area : Corner Boulder
Heavenly Path   V1 PG13     Boulder, 25 feet   Central Happiness Area : Heavenly Path Boulder
Slight Inducement   V1     Boulder, 12 feet   Slight Inducement Area : Slight Inducement Boulder
Black Magic   V3 R     Boulder, 20 feet   Blood Simple Area : Black Magic Boulder
Solarium   V3     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Solarium Boulder
Rio's Secret Arete   V3     Boulder   Sixty Foot Woman/Shadow Pla... : Secret Arete Boulder
Big Chicken   V4     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Ketron Classic   V4     Boulder   Savannah Area : Savannah Boulder
Rene   V5 PG13     Boulder, 22 feet   Hand to Hand Combat Area : Hand to Hand Combat Wall
Serengeti   V5     Boulder, 15 feet   Serengeti Area : Serengeti Boulder
Mister Witty   V6 PG13     Boulder, 15 feet   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
Action Figure   V6     Boulder, 8 feet   Action Figure Area : Action Figure Cave
The Hulk   V6     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Every Color You Are   V6     Boulder, 15 feet   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
Atari   V6+ R     Boulder, 14 feet   East Rim Area : Atari Area
Karma   V6+     Boulder, 12 feet   Serengeti Area : Karma Alcove
Morning Dove White   V7-8     Boulder   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
Disco Diva   V8     Boulder, 12 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Toxic Avenger   V9+     Boulder, 8 feet   West Rim Area : Toxic Avenger Area
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Luke doing the last reach on Action Figure.

Action Figure V6  CA : Sierra Eastside : ... : Action Figure Cave
The original line on the wall. Used to be harder (or at least more painful) 'till someone filed out the bottom of the mono after it had already been done...Nonetheless, great pulls on steep pockets. Can be topped out, but not as fun as stepping off. ...[more]   Browse More Classics in CA


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Area locations at the Happy Boulders

BETA PHOTO: Area locations at the Happy Boulders

Lots of Happy Boulders

Lots of Happy Boulders

The Happy Canyon with Mt Tom and the Wheeler Crest in the background

The Happy Canyon with Mt Tom and the Wheeler Crest...

Happy Boulders. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Happy Boulders.
Photo by Blitzo.


Playing at The Happy Boulders. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Playing at The Happy Boulders.
Photo by Blitzo.


Bouldering at The Happies. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Bouldering at The Happies.
Photo by Blitzo.


Bouldering at the Happies. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Bouldering at the Happies.
Photo by Blitzo.


Leon, warming up in the Happys

Leon, warming up in the Happys

Blitzo is everywhere!  Here Robbie is sticking the moves on Slap Happy, V3.

Blitzo is everywhere! Here Robbie is sticking the...

having fun at the Happies

having fun at the Happies

Happy bouldering

Happy bouldering

Katrina having fun

Katrina having fun

Aaron onsites a high ball in the happy boulders. Forgot the name though.

Aaron onsites a high ball in the happy boulders. F...

Bleached Bones

Bleached Bones

Hike out from the Happys on a cool December afternoon.

Hike out from the Happys on a cool December aftern...

Perfect afternoon conditions at the Happy Boulders.

Perfect afternoon conditions at the Happy Boulders...

Boulders everywhere

Boulders everywhere

The main trail on the approach into the canyon.

The main trail on the approach into the canyon.

Good day at the Happies

Good day at the Happies

Top of the 'T-Crack Left', deep in the Upper Canyon

Top of the 'T-Crack Left', deep in the Upper Canyo...

Black Friday sales?  No, the Happies on a holiday weekend...

Black Friday sales? No, the Happies on a holiday ...

en route to the Happies from Bishop

en route to the Happies from Bishop

Basin Mtn & Mt Tom from the Happies

Basin Mtn & Mt Tom from the Happies

x marks the spot

x marks the spot

no better place to be on xmas eve

no better place to be on xmas eve

Inyo Mtns from the Happies

Inyo Mtns from the Happies

another fine day in the Tablelands

another fine day in the Tablelands

It's fun at The Happies! <br />Photo by Blitzo.

It's fun at The Happies!
Photo by Blitzo.



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By Adam Winters
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From: the Shire
Feb 19, 2010

Stay off the plants!!!

By Eli Asay
From: Boulder, Colorado
Aug 9, 2010

good in the winter if your car can't make it up the hill into the buttermilks... went there last december and, even though the sads were completely covered in snow, the happys got enough sun to make it totally worthwhile :)

By Christian "crisco" Burrell
From: PG, Utah
Nov 23, 2010

I wonder if some people diss this place due to the abundance of holds on some faces. But if the names describes one aspect of what bouldering should be it's HAPPY! Hard not to have a fun day here.

By Jason Chinchen
From: Bishop, Califonia
Jan 2, 2012

Every time you throw your climbing tape on the ground, god kills a puppy.
I am so sick of cleaning up after you leave it. Oh, by the way stashing it under a rock does not make it O.K.

By Tom Helvie
From: Bishop, CA
Jan 3, 2012

"Every time you throw your climbing tape on the ground, god kills a puppy."

Will god be killing the puppies that are running (i.e. shitting/trampling) all over the Happys? If so, I might be leaving alot of tape on the ground.

By Jason Chinchen
From: Bishop, Califonia
Dec 28, 2012

Good point Tom....
And tampon applicators are not biodegradable. Also plants are not dog stakes or clothes hangers.....