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Greenland TR

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Orphaned · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 11,560

Some asshole wrote an article about eating a fish or jugging ropes or some such shit in Greenland.

You'll have to PM me if you want to know the details about the eskimo girl.

There and Back Magazine

The format makes it hard to read, a little artsy for my taste. Ms. Legs is a contributer to this magazine too.

David Appelhans · · Broomfield, CO · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 410

Nice article, it was a fun read and realistic. I've found it can be hard to complete alot of routes on the big remote trips especially with long hikes, and rainy weather. You know what to expect the second time around though...

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520

Better pimping, dude.

You can get hard copies of this magazine in Denver in some select places. The website should help. It's well worth seeking out. Nice design.

The whole site plus back issues:

The Whole Enchilada

Andrew Gram · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 3,725

I'd love to read it, but that magazine format sucks too much. Can you post something legible somewhere?

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103

it was really weird reading john's writing in a totally artsy format. it would probably be more appropriate if it was carved into the side of a bourbon barrel. your writing is quite good for a lad from wyoming territory.

Andrew Gram · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 3,725

Carved into a bourbon barrel would be pretty artsy. Maybe scrawled on the wall of a truck stop bathroom near vedauwoo.

camhead · · Vandalia, Appalachia · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 1,240

is there any way to enlarge the magazine page images? I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the text large enough to read.

Olaf Mitchell · · Paia, Maui, Hi, · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 4,190

I found that it was a little bit hard to get into at the beginning due to the format but it got easier as I went along. Great trip report John! If you click on the page it grows and becomes legible.

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103
Andrew Gram wrote:Carved into a bourbon barrel would be pretty artsy. Maybe scrawled on the wall of a truck stop bathroom near vedauwoo.
just to the left of "for a good time check out the wyoming sheep ranch". and just to the right of, "don't laugh at this TR, the joke is in your hands".
Mike Morin · · Glen, NH · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 1,350

Great read, thanks for sharing!

Jon H · · PC, UT · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 118

Good stuff. Bummer about all the rain. Bang any Eskimo chicks? That's on my To Do List just after an amputee, but before a midget

Brian Taylor · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 45

You know what this site needs? MORE TRIP REPORTS!

Thanks, John. Very enjoyable to read.

Mark Roth · · Boulder · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 14,062

Yeah, great report. Just click on the text and it magnifies plenty to read...

"FAT American's, give us your scotch!"
classic stuff

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