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Nov 16, 2013
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"if all else fails, just dyno" Jesse Newton
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Nov 22, 2013
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must....keep.....thread....alive! mozeman
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Nov 24, 2013
The Flying Dutchman wrote:
Any trad climber can climb at his trad lead level on any bolted rout. Take a sport climber, put him at his limit on a trad climb, and you are guaranteed to see him freeze up and shit his pants. Grade for grade, trad packs a bigger punch.


What bloody nonsense. Oh sorry, this is a joke thread.
John Byrnes
From Fort Collins, CO
Joined Dec 11, 2007
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Nov 24, 2013
Picacho
^^^true, trad climbing is just like top roping...or you just have to be in denial....like all the time. saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
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Nov 24, 2013
Mystical Weapons.
Best ones so far are the light bulb ones toward the beginning, ones regarding bouldering and Boulderites...funny! Alex Bury
From Ojai, CA
Joined Jun 29, 2012
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Nov 24, 2013
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
My favorite was the passat joke.

This one's pretty good:

Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
357 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rainier
Q:How many boulderers does it take to send a V7 in the gym?

A: Six, one to climb it and five to sit around and talk about the one time they climbed outside.

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"Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a rock climber!"

  • Sigh* "Well, son, you can't do both..."

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Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500." A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000."

The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive.

The salesman exclaimed "Because it's never been used!"

  • I told this joke at the gym once and some clever girl who was eavesdropping jumped in right before the punchline and exclaimed "Comes with a free beanie!!!"
Andy P.
From Wisconsin
Joined Apr 20, 2013
57 points
Nov 24, 2013
Meme guy
People who climb, but bash sub-genres of climbing. Now that's the real joke. Meme Guy
From Land of Runout Slab
Joined Sep 23, 2013
340 points
Nov 24, 2013
Picacho
I like the one about the brains! saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 25, 2013
Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. White...
MP threads these days. Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Joined Jul 26, 2011
348 points
Nov 25, 2013
Me again!
The funniest part is calling it all climbing. J Q
Joined Mar 11, 2012
48 points
Nov 25, 2013
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced. Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
357 points
Nov 25, 2013
Picacho
Jon Zucco wrote:
i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced.

Some dude here epics at skate parks ...like all the time! That's siiiick!
saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 25, 2013
Picacho
That's the word on the streets... saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 26, 2013
Atonement
I think I just got the Passsatt joke. Carry on... JacksonLandFill
From Maryland
Joined May 7, 2013
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Nov 26, 2013
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Cale Hoopes
From Sammamish, WA
Joined Nov 23, 2012
10 points
Nov 26, 2013
I hear something more like this:

Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100 per pound." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500 per pound" A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000 per pound." The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive. The salesman said "Do you have any idea how many boulderers we have to have in order to get ONE POUND of brain?"
Gunkiemike
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Nov 26, 2013
Picacho
Funny ^^^!
So is soloing kinda like bouldering but way better?
saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 27, 2013
The parking garage ascent was intense. No ropes above 60 ft?!?!?!!??!? Was literally laughing for 10 min and someone was like "what's wrong with you" Tyler Newcomb
Joined Dec 25, 2012
27 points
Nov 27, 2013
Devils Tower Summit
Feel like this?
Feel like this?
ERolls
From Custer, SD
Joined Jun 29, 2006
81 points
Nov 27, 2013
Picacho
The dude with a walker would make a nice trad mentor actually. You may even inherit his rack! saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 27, 2013
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
357 points
Nov 27, 2013
Bonticou.
What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a climbing guide?......







A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4.
Eric Albers
Joined May 13, 2010
30 points
Nov 27, 2013
From older version of Alpinist
From older version of Alpinist
EugeneK
From Cambridge, MA
Joined Sep 19, 2011
65 points
Dec 1, 2013
poking out of the crash pad
bruce Mcintosh wrote:
what is chris sharma's favorite car? Passsatt


hahaha best one yet
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From North Bend, OR
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