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By Jesse Newton
From catskills
Nov 16, 2013
slide mtn, 4180 catskills
"if all else fails, just dyno"

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By mozeman
Nov 22, 2013
must....keep.....thread....alive!

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By John Byrnes
Administrator
From Fort Collins, CO
Nov 24, 2013
The Flying Dutchman wrote:
Any trad climber can climb at his trad lead level on any bolted rout. Take a sport climber, put him at his limit on a trad climb, and you are guaranteed to see him freeze up and shit his pants. Grade for grade, trad packs a bigger punch.


What bloody nonsense. Oh sorry, this is a joke thread.

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By saguaro sandy
Nov 24, 2013
Picacho
^^^true, trad climbing is just like top roping...or you just have to be in denial....like all the time.

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By Alex Bury
From Ojai, CA
Nov 24, 2013
Cordless on 'Fern Dust'.
Best ones so far are the light bulb ones toward the beginning, ones regarding bouldering and Boulderites...funny!

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By Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Nov 24, 2013
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
My favorite was the passat joke.

This one's pretty good:


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By Andy P.
From Wisconsin
Nov 24, 2013
Rainier
Q:How many boulderers does it take to send a V7 in the gym?

A: Six, one to climb it and five to sit around and talk about the one time they climbed outside.

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"Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a rock climber!"

  • Sigh* "Well, son, you can't do both..."

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Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500." A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000."

The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive.

The salesman exclaimed "Because it's never been used!"

  • I told this joke at the gym once and some clever girl who was eavesdropping jumped in right before the punchline and exclaimed "Comes with a free beanie!!!"

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By Meme Guy
From Land of Runout Slab
Nov 24, 2013
Meme guy
People who climb, but bash sub-genres of climbing. Now that's the real joke.

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By saguaro sandy
Nov 24, 2013
Picacho
I like the one about the brains!

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By Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Nov 25, 2013
Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. Whiteny.
MP threads these days.

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By J Q
Nov 25, 2013
Me again!
The funniest part is calling it all climbing.

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By Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Nov 25, 2013
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced.

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By saguaro sandy
Nov 25, 2013
Picacho
Jon Zucco wrote:
i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced.

Some dude here epics at skate parks ...like all the time! That's siiiick!

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By saguaro sandy
Nov 25, 2013
Picacho
That's the word on the streets...

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By JacksonLandFill
From Maryland
Nov 26, 2013
not everyone smiles
I think I just got the Passsatt joke. Carry on...

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By Cale Hoopes
From Sammamish, WA
Nov 26, 2013
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By Gunkiemike
Nov 26, 2013
I hear something more like this:

Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100 per pound." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500 per pound" A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000 per pound." The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive. The salesman said "Do you have any idea how many boulderers we have to have in order to get ONE POUND of brain?"

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By saguaro sandy
Nov 26, 2013
Picacho
Funny ^^^!
So is soloing kinda like bouldering but way better?

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By Tyler Newcomb
Nov 27, 2013
The parking garage ascent was intense. No ropes above 60 ft?!?!?!!??!? Was literally laughing for 10 min and someone was like "what's wrong with you"

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By ERolls
From Custer, SD
Nov 27, 2013
Devils Tower Summit
Feel like this?
Feel like this?

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By saguaro sandy
Nov 27, 2013
Picacho
The dude with a walker would make a nice trad mentor actually. You may even inherit his rack!

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By Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Nov 27, 2013
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV

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By Eric Albers
Nov 27, 2013
Bonticou.
What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a climbing guide?......







A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4.

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By EugeneK
From Cambridge, MA
Nov 27, 2013
From older version of Alpinist
From older version of Alpinist

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By cstorms
From North Bend, OR
Dec 1, 2013
poking out of the crash pad
bruce Mcintosh wrote:
what is chris sharma's favorite car? Passsatt


hahaha best one yet

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