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Sorry I'm late, I stopped and got a little BEHIND! Doug Meneke
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Sep 4, 2013
Kolob
What's the movie called when two Tyler's epic a 5.4 alpine route?

Bromancing the Stone
ben jammin
From Moab, UT
Joined Jul 10, 2008
693 points
Sep 4, 2013
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^^^

LMAO!
Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Joined Oct 13, 2002
2,361 points
Sep 4, 2013
25' drop...wheeeeee!
How do you ask a boulderer for beta?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.
JesseT
From Portland, OR
Joined May 5, 2011
114 points
Sep 4, 2013
Is it possible that both Tyler's were overstating their prowess? I can't imagine that to be the case. They must just be on a long lunch.

I'm looking forward to some inspiration after they've finished their lunch.
nicelegs
From Denver
Joined Oct 29, 2012
16 points
Sep 4, 2013
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One of the TYLER's (Tyler T.) claims on his profile page to be a 5.14 "TRAD" climber, yet has ZERO routes that he's done listed.

Hmmm...
Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Joined Oct 13, 2002
2,361 points
Sep 4, 2013
I have a pretty funny joke.

There was this trad guy who hated sport. He travelled to Kentucky and quickly sent WTOK, and managed to hang on every sport route there harder than mid 11.

A week before that trip, the same trad climber failed to send Moonlight Buttress because of the pumpy sections, not the crack.

Fast forward a few years, the trad climber was living somewhere with sport and was active in developing hard new routes there. Once he left that place he quickly put away all of his old unfinished trad projects. He also found himself with the movement skills to succeed on traditional climbs and R rated routes with far more confidence than he'd ever had before.

The punchline isn't sport vs trad. It's pushing yourself vs not.
nicelegs
From Denver
Joined Oct 29, 2012
16 points
Administrator
Sep 4, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after...
Now you're both using apostrophes in plurals. It's anyone's game! So excited. Jake Jones
From Richmond, VA
Joined Jul 30, 2011
997 points
 
Sep 4, 2013
Mt. Agassiz
Jake Jones wrote:
Now you're both using apostrophes in plurals. It's anyone's game! So excited.


Hehe...Grabs Popcorn
Ryan Nevius
From The Range of Light
Joined Dec 29, 2010
787 points
Sep 4, 2013
Alright I am sorry for hating on sport climbing. Just prefer trad that's all. Tyler Newcomb
Joined Dec 25, 2012
27 points
Sep 4, 2013
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"Alright I am sorry for hating on sport climbing. Just prefer trad that's all."...

Certainly a better way to put it!



What you may find out in the long haul is that it is ALL climbing and ALL fun!

To think one is better is nonsense! "To each their own", right?

People that try and place themselves above others with complete bullsh!t thinking like, "I ONLY climb "TRAD" so I'm super COOL!"

LMAO!

Right!



;-)
Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Joined Oct 13, 2002
2,361 points
Sep 4, 2013
Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. White...
All trad climbs do not ONLY protect with "gear."

Trad climbs can be bolted... On lead.

Traditional climbing has more to do with ethics and style "leave no trace" climbing.

WTF?! he gave up? shit I just popped a bag...
Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Joined Jul 26, 2011
348 points
Sep 4, 2013
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I see a BINGO above!



Now let's you and I head out sometime SOON and ridicule some "TRAD" climbers getting spanked on BOLTED routes.

LOL!
Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Joined Oct 13, 2002
2,361 points
Sep 4, 2013
All I said was sport climbing was a joke.

Keep the jokes coming though.
Tyler Tylerson
From The Swamp
Joined Jul 29, 2013
22 points
Sep 4, 2013
Ryan Kempf wrote:
All trad climbs do not ONLY protect with "gear." Trad climbs can be bolted... On lead. Traditional climbing has more to do with ethics and style "leave no trace" climbing. WTF?! he gave up? shit I just popped a bag...


Agreed. Take stone mountain NC for example. Is it insanely runout sport or is it "trad"?
Tyler Tylerson
From The Swamp
Joined Jul 29, 2013
22 points
Sep 4, 2013
Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. White...
Telephoto lens + Locker harassing "TRAD" climbers = "Emotions of climbing. Photo up" best pic!

Haha soon brother!
Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Joined Jul 26, 2011
348 points
 
Sep 4, 2013
A grey fox skull wedged in a crack 100' up on a FA...
Will Butler wrote:
How do you know when it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.


that is sooo two pages ago..... try to keep up man!
Glenn Schuler
From Monument, Co.
Joined Jun 24, 2006
964 points
Administrator
Sep 4, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after...
SoBrave wrote:
How do you tell it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.


Will Butler wrote:
How do you know when it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.


Climber walks into a bar...

Climber walks into a bar...

Ah, dammit. Glenn beat me to it.
Jake Jones
From Richmond, VA
Joined Jul 30, 2011
997 points
Sep 4, 2013
North Carolina will never flood. All the sandbags. Greg Berry
Joined Aug 8, 2010
9 points
Sep 4, 2013
...
Back on track:


What do you say to your partner right before climbing?


"I forgot my shoes"


At least that's what I said to my partner recently.
Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Joined Oct 13, 2002
2,361 points
Sep 4, 2013
what is chris sharma's favorite car?

Passsatt
bruce Mcintosh
Joined Apr 18, 2012
112 points
Sep 4, 2013
Upper pitches on Crescent Tower, Bugaboos.
Greg Berry wrote:
North Carolina will never flood. All the sandbags.


?
Jonathan Dull
From Boone, NC
Joined Mar 2, 2012
423 points
Sep 4, 2013
Upper pitches on Crescent Tower, Bugaboos.
JLP wrote:
stfu noob.

WTF does stfu mean.
Jonathan Dull
From Boone, NC
Joined Mar 2, 2012
423 points
Sep 4, 2013
...
"WTF does stfu mean?"

mountainproject.com/v/stfu-n00...

For HARDMEN only!


Now...

SHUT THE FUCK UP - n00b!

;-)



Get it yet?
Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Joined Oct 13, 2002
2,361 points
 
Administrator
Sep 4, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after...
shitting through fine underwear. Jake Jones
From Richmond, VA
Joined Jul 30, 2011
997 points


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