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By Ryan Nevius
From The Range of Light
Sep 4, 2013
Mt. Agassiz

Jonathan Dull wrote:
How can you tell Santa is a climbing bum? He's got a beard, always wears the same clothes, and only works one day a year.


No wonder I never get gear for Christmas...that dirtbag is hoarding all of it.


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By Doug Meneke
Sep 4, 2013

Sorry I'm late, I stopped and got a little BEHIND!


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By ben jammin
From Moab, UT
Sep 4, 2013
MLB

What's the movie called when two Tyler's epic a 5.4 alpine route?

Bromancing the Stone


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Sep 4, 2013
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^^^

LMAO!


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By JesseT
From Portland, OR
Sep 4, 2013
25' drop...wheeeeee!

How do you ask a boulderer for beta?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.


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By nicelegs
From Denver
Sep 4, 2013

Is it possible that both Tyler's were overstating their prowess? I can't imagine that to be the case. They must just be on a long lunch.

I'm looking forward to some inspiration after they've finished their lunch.


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Sep 4, 2013
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One of the TYLER's (Tyler T.) claims on his profile page to be a 5.14 "TRAD" climber, yet has ZERO routes that he's done listed.

Hmmm...


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By nicelegs
From Denver
Sep 4, 2013

I have a pretty funny joke.

There was this trad guy who hated sport. He travelled to Kentucky and quickly sent WTOK, and managed to hang on every sport route there harder than mid 11.

A week before that trip, the same trad climber failed to send Moonlight Buttress because of the pumpy sections, not the crack.

Fast forward a few years, the trad climber was living somewhere with sport and was active in developing hard new routes there. Once he left that place he quickly put away all of his old unfinished trad projects. He also found himself with the movement skills to succeed on traditional climbs and R rated routes with far more confidence than he'd ever had before.

The punchline isn't sport vs trad. It's pushing yourself vs not.


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By Jake Jones
From The Eastern Flatlands
Sep 4, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after a day of cragging.

Now you're both using apostrophes in plurals. It's anyone's game! So excited.


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By Ryan Nevius
From The Range of Light
Sep 4, 2013
Mt. Agassiz

Jake Jones wrote:
Now you're both using apostrophes in plurals. It's anyone's game! So excited.


Hehe...Grabs Popcorn


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By Tyler Newcomb
Sep 4, 2013

Alright I am sorry for hating on sport climbing. Just prefer trad that's all.


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Sep 4, 2013
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"Alright I am sorry for hating on sport climbing. Just prefer trad that's all."...

Certainly a better way to put it!



What you may find out in the long haul is that it is ALL climbing and ALL fun!

To think one is better is nonsense! "To each their own", right?

People that try and place themselves above others with complete bullsh!t thinking like, "I ONLY climb "TRAD" so I'm super COOL!"

LMAO!

Right!



;-)


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By Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Sep 4, 2013
Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. Whiteny.

All trad climbs do not ONLY protect with "gear."

Trad climbs can be bolted... On lead.

Traditional climbing has more to do with ethics and style "leave no trace" climbing.

WTF?! he gave up? shit I just popped a bag...


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Sep 4, 2013
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I see a BINGO above!



Now let's you and I head out sometime SOON and ridicule some "TRAD" climbers getting spanked on BOLTED routes.

LOL!


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By Tyler Tylerson
From The Swamp
Sep 4, 2013

All I said was sport climbing was a joke.

Keep the jokes coming though.


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By Tyler Tylerson
From The Swamp
Sep 4, 2013

Ryan Kempf wrote:
All trad climbs do not ONLY protect with "gear." Trad climbs can be bolted... On lead. Traditional climbing has more to do with ethics and style "leave no trace" climbing. WTF?! he gave up? shit I just popped a bag...


Agreed. Take stone mountain NC for example. Is it insanely runout sport or is it "trad"?


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By Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Sep 4, 2013
Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. Whiteny.

Telephoto lens + Locker harassing "TRAD" climbers = "Emotions of climbing. Photo up" best pic!

Haha soon brother!


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By Glenn Schuler
From Monument, Co.
Sep 4, 2013
A grey fox skull wedged in a crack 100' up on a FA I was working on - don't see that every day...

Will Butler wrote:
How do you know when it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.


that is sooo two pages ago..... try to keep up man!


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By Jake Jones
From The Eastern Flatlands
Sep 4, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after a day of cragging.

SoBrave wrote:
How do you tell it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.


Will Butler wrote:
How do you know when it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.


Climber walks into a bar...

Climber walks into a bar...

Ah, dammit. Glenn beat me to it.


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By Greg Berry
Sep 4, 2013

North Carolina will never flood. All the sandbags.


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Sep 4, 2013
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Back on track:


What do you say to your partner right before climbing?


"I forgot my shoes"


At least that's what I said to my partner recently.


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By bruce Mcintosh
Sep 4, 2013

what is chris sharma's favorite car?

Passsatt


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By Jonathan Dull
From NC High County
Sep 4, 2013
Edge of a Dream

Greg Berry wrote:
North Carolina will never flood. All the sandbags.


?


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By Jonathan Dull
From NC High County
Sep 4, 2013
Edge of a Dream

JLP wrote:
stfu noob.

WTF does stfu mean.


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Sep 4, 2013
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"WTF does stfu mean?"

www.mountainproject.com/v/stfu-n00b/106046727

For HARDMEN only!


Now...

SHUT THE FUCK UP - n00b!

;-)



Get it yet?


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