Found: 100 quick draws

Found at Rifle Mtn. Park: I retrieved over 100 draws and tons of booty 'biners from anchors- and there are so many more. PM me with detailed description and I'll get 'em back to you for a small fee (beer).

Thief! J/K, good on you! what's with people thinking it's ok to just leave their shit strewn all over? Maybe you'll have inispired me, there is this rope that's been hanging at the quarry wall for months. MONTHS!!! Worse yet I've not seen a single person climb on it... looks like shit IMO. Its one thing to bail and leave something, laziness is not a viable excuse IMO.

WOW, 100! insane.

Here we go.....

Ode to you Mr. 5.13 climber:

Just remember, I climb 5.13 so my opinion matters the most. If I need to pet the pretty falcons and toss around some eggs whilst I strip-mine the entire valley; I climb 5.13. When someone gets a little banged up in the outback, don't worry, I can save him with my gri-gri and my sneakers; cause, I climb 5.13. If I need to spray to the world how much you suck, it's because I climb 5.13. I don't need to belay well or make solid anchors, I climb 5.13. When I leave my pads in the alpine tundra, it's cause I'm sending 5.13. If we should ever meet at a get together over beers, don't worry that I have nothing substantial to add to your conversation, as it doesn't matter anyway, I climb 5.13. Beagle, if they are my draws, I don't need them anyway, as I climb 5.13....

Peace out I need to project a 5.14 and call my sponsors

Did you pick up some of those pesky bolts and chains that litter the cliffs up there? Those rock dancers always leaves them behind.

I left some draws on a 13d that I was projing. If they were on anything easier they weren't mine. You know I had to leave them there cause clipping is so difficult at this level. Most people don't understand this cause they can only climb 13a. And, of course, cleaning these overhanging routes is impossible when my belayer lowers me on his grigri. I guess my partner could clean it while following but that seems unethical.

Beagle, can you get those back to me? I'm sure you just didn't know any better. I'm not angry... yet.

yawn

Beagle is alright in my book. He returned my sixteen draws for only a six pack. Thanks beagle.

Mr. Beagle, The draws with the pink lipstick kiss stickers are all mine and I trust you will return them without any extortion beer requests. Really, the nerve of this guy!

Found on MountainProject.com: One douchebag.

Area Dan wrote:Found on MountainProject.com: One douchebag.

At least he didn't show up and explain that he'd found over a 100 tents with sleeping bags inside just laying all around abandoned on the ground in Yosemite.....:-)

wait...people leave gear behind on climbs on purpose?

Ewww

They got some bad water down there in Arkansas-

The funny thing is, those guys vaguely resemble the man in your profile pic. After living in Utah for a few years, I realized there is a fine line between being really, really good looking, and looking wierd.

I'm pretty sure the one on the left is doing "Le Tigre"; its a softer look that's good for catalogs.