I am looking for a subbie. Must have at least two years of multi-pitch climbing experience. Gym rats need not apply.Must have own gear and at least a double rack (little peckers to big bongs). Having a new rope is a plus. You will be belaying me on heinous desert towers, gnarly big walls and the occasional sport prog. Oh yeah, You need to like drinking beer and know how to roll smokes while belaying.

Serious inquires only please.

I've got what you're looking for...2000 Subbie Outback, Colorado Climber Green, just over 100K miles, 30 mpg, ah, don't forget the Thule rack with box and bike racks, good snow tires. Also, it already has all of the dents and faded paint that people pay extra for...not to mention the crumbs from under the baby seat. Just had 100k check and replaced timing belt, idler bearing, water pump. And I am serious, 'cause you said serious inquiries only, only $15,000- that might be a bit higher than the Kelley Blue Book, but I think you'll agree that it is worth every penny. I'll even throw in a #4 friend that belonged to Mugs Stump, pink sling and all. Oh, I'm not a hippie so I'm no good at rolling smokes or whatever that means.

So your basically looking for a belay slave hu? Where are you located? How hard are you cranking/aiding? What are you looking to get on?

That might help your quest a bit.

If it wasn't funny on RC.com, it's guaranteed to be less funny here.

I suggest walking up to people camping around moab and asking each and every one "are you my dude?"

Not your everyday subbie, but can handle the job. Headed to Calif. for Thanksgiving but after that looks good. With the colder weather the mine might close,even better for me, more time to climb and surf. Something in the Fishers possibly, have talked about it before. Hope all is well.