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Absurdland 
Alley Oop 
Badfinger 
Balrog 
Beyond the Fringe 
Bombs Away Dream Baby 
Bullfrog 
Cakewalk 
City Streets 
Commando Rave 
Country Roads 
Dat-Mantel 
Dis-Mantel 
Dry Heaves 
Faithful Journey 
Gory Thumb 
J'accuse 
Middle Earth 
Never Never Land 
Never Say Never 
Nevermore 
On Any Monday 
Raunchy 
Red's Ruin 
Sente 
Snake 
Talus of Powder 
Thin Slabs / Thin Slabs Direct 
Triangle 
Turdland 
V-3 
Wild Horses 
Wisecrack 
Wonderland 

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Description 

Major Features: This area is really a collection of smaller areas, with routes mostly 5.6 and above (except for Red's Ruin, which - trust me on this - you really don't want to climb). Don't miss: Raunchy, V-3, Cakewalk, Never Never Land, Absurdland, Wisecrack, Middle Earth, Sente, or Thin Slabs / Thin Slabs Direct. In addition, you can use one of several routes to get to the GT ledge at Middle Earth, then stay up there and climb several neighboring third pitches while enjoying the view.

We start this area at the Mantle Block: a 50-foot tall block leaning against the main cliff, with a 4' roof across its front face, home to the routes Dis Mantel and Dat Mantel, which must be pronounced, even in your head, with a German accent, even though you don't absolutely have to mantle them on ascent.

The northern extent of this area is marked by the "height of land" as the trail rises just after the Sente / Thin Slabs area; past Snake, just past the height of land, you'll find the Arrow wall and area.

Approach: For routes between the Mantle block and Cakewalk or so, use the V-3 trail (pic to follow in spring).

In 2010, Dick Williams and his all-volunteer trail crew built what is, thus far, the crown jewel of the trail-maintenance efforts: a set of painstakingly placed stone steps that provide secure footing directly to the cliff, in between Middle Earth and the Sente area.

Descent: In this area, mostly by trees at individual routes. V-3 has a pair of bolts above its first pitch, as do Cakewalk and Never Never Land. When rappelling from Middle Earth and surrounding routes, please be careful of climbers below - it's a very popular area.

From the clifftop, heading north to the Arrow bolts is also a close-by option, and an easier way to avoid ascending parties.


Routes, left-to-right 

Dat Mantel: 5.10, PG
Dis-Mantel: 5.10, G
Kernmantle: 5.8, PG
High Times: 5.9+, PG-R
Stop the Presses Mr. Williams: 5.8+, PG
Gory Thumb: 5.8+, G-PG
Raunchy: 5.8, PG
Wild Horses: 5.9, R
Badfinger: 5.9+, PG
Help!: 5.11+, R
Pleh: 5.11+, R
V-3: 5.7, G (**)
City Streets: 5.10, PG
Country Roads: 5.10, PG
Commando Rave: 5.9, PG
Metropolis: 5.11+, PG-R
Beyond the Fringe: 5.9, R
Balrog: 5.10, G-PG
Bullfrog: 5.12-, PG-R
Blind Alley: 5.8, PG
Dry Heaves: 5.8, PG
Alley Oop: 5.7, PG
Cheap Thrills: 5.10, PG
Deep Chills: 5.11+, R-X
Cakewalk: 5.7, PG (**)
Nurdland: 5.10, R
Turdland: 5.10+, PG
Triangle: 5.9-, PG
Nevermore: 5.10, PG-R
Never Say Never: 5.10, R-X
Never Never Land: 5.10-, PG (**)
J'accuse: 5.10, R
Welcome to my Nightmare: 5.10, X
Absurdland: 5.9, PG
Blunderbus: 5.9, R
Wisecrack: 5.6, G
Wiseland: 5.9+, PG-R
Wonderland: 5.8, PG
Faithful Journey: 5.8+, G
Middle Earth: 5.7-, G
Bombs Away Dream Baby: 5.8, G
Journey's End: 5.10-, G
Red's Ruin: 5.2, G
Smegma Garden and Pigeon: 4, G
Snowpatch: 5.5, PG
Sente: 5.9-, PG
Tenta: 5.10, TR
Thin Slabs / Thin Slabs Direct: 5.7, PG-R
On Any Monday: 5.11-, PG
Snake: 5.6, PG
Talus of Powder: 5.8, R-X


The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for g. V3 - Middle Earth:
Middle Earth   5.6     Trad, 3 pitches, 250 feet   
Wisecrack   5.6     Trad, 3 pitches, 230 feet   
Cakewalk   5.7     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Alley Oop   5.7     Trad, 2 pitches, 180 feet   
V-3   5.7     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Snake   5.7 PG13     Trad, 2 pitches, 150 feet   
Thin Slabs / Thin Slabs Direct   5.7+     Trad, 3 pitches, 220 feet   
Raunchy   5.8     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Absurdland   5.8     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   
Dry Heaves   5.8+     Trad, 80 feet   
Gory Thumb   5.9 PG13     Trad, 2 pitches, 200 feet   
Sente   5.9     Trad, 1 pitch, 90 feet   
Turdland   5.9 PG13     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   
Triangle   5.9     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   
Wild Horses   5.9+ R     Trad, 2 pitches, 170 feet   
Commando Rave   5.9+ PG13     Trad, 1 pitch, 120 feet   
Badfinger   5.9+ PG13     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   
Never Never Land   5.10a     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Balrog   5.10b     Trad, 1 pitch, 750 feet   
J'accuse   5.10b PG13     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
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Photos of g. V3 - Middle Earth Slideshow Add Photo
Mike starting up Gory Thumb.  The climb continues up the right hand crack in the photo.  The crack on the left is <a href='/v/wild-horses/106146799'>Wild Horses</a>.

Mike starting up Gory Thumb. The climb continues ...

Tricia Fusco in the V-3 notch.

Tricia Fusco in the V-3 notch.

Tricia at the Balrog crux.

Tricia at the Balrog crux.

Dry Heaves: A great traverse, just a little to close to the deck to feel confident about your gear.

BETA PHOTO: Dry Heaves: A great traverse, just a little to clo...

Never Never Land: Nice slab climbing.

Never Never Land: Nice slab climbing.

Josh Byford in the midst of the Wisecrack crux.

Josh Byford in the midst of the Wisecrack crux.

Sente.

BETA PHOTO: Sente.

Start Snake by climbing the right-facing corner to the tree.

BETA PHOTO: Start Snake by climbing the right-facing corner to...