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The Countess of Monterey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 15

My husband's "rack" !

Chris I · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 90

I'll take it. Although please include a picture of him so I know to avoid him around the crag. I'm sure he won't take too kindly to its disappearance.

sherb · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2012 · Points: 60

hahhahaha..... if my future spouse gave away or absconded with my rack I would be really pissed off! I'd rather they take the dishes or some clothes I never wear

Forthright · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 110

I'll trade you for some honest communication skills, it seems like you might be needing those.

The Countess of Monterey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 15
Chris I wrote:I'll take it. Although please include a picture of him so I know to avoid him around the crag. I'm sure he won't take too kindly to its disappearance.
All I ever hear is : climbing this, climbing that! None of the house chores get his attention. I have to do it all myself. No slaves live in this house! I had it! I told him many times that an old gizzard like him should stop fooling around with child's toys and grow up!
I got his toys in my hot little hands now!
CraigS. · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 10

May be easier to just hold it ransom until he gets a few of his chores complete.

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276

Ellenor?

Jeremy Hand · · Northern VA · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 100

Sounds like your husband will soon be inquiring about a new wife...?

Jeremy Hand · · Northern VA · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 100
FrankPS wrote:Ellenor?
Avi Katz · · Seattle, WA · Joined Sep 2010 · Points: 260
Jeremy Hand wrote:Sounds like your husband will soon be inquiring about a new wife...?
Or the authorities might be inquiring about a missing partner..
chuffnugget · · Bolder, CO · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 0
FrankPS wrote:Ellenor?
he/she/it LIVES!
Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665
David Sahalie wrote: he/she/it LIVES!
IT.
And when she offered to give someone her husband's "rack" I went somewhere else with that and was going to suggest swingers.com or somewhere for her where guys were looking for that kind of adventure.
Here most are just looking for climbing stuff, and most know ellanor well enough not to be interested in the rest.
sherb · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2012 · Points: 60

Has anyone ever divorced over climbing?

Who is this "Ellenor" entity, I gather she was a troll of some sort? Stories!

Logan Schiff · · Brooklyn, NY · Joined Jun 2012 · Points: 60

I actually enjoyed this troll and Chris's response.

robrobrobrob · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 10

Honey.. is that you? :D

Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10
Caprinae monkey wrote: Who is this "Ellenor" entity, I gather she was a troll of some sort? Stories!
Dude,
Elena, Stinky hippy, ELLENOR, mitch, some other crap, and most recently Liberty, was/is the most loved and hated troll on this site.

A few years back she was running her mouth to a bunch of Hardmen about how much she knew as a seasoned climber. They attacked as one would expect. She changed her name and started to really piss everyone off. I believe Tony B routinely gets her new alias' banned, but she ALWAYS comes back.

It's funny for a minute or two. Especially when things are slow at the old joby job... Like now.
Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10
robrobrobrob wrote:Honey.. is that you? :D
Brother, you need to smackthatbithcup!
sherb · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2012 · Points: 60
Sir Wanksalot wrote: Dude, Elena, Stinky hippy, ELLENOR, mitch, some other crap, and most recently Liberty, was/is the most loved and hated troll on this site. A few years back she was running her mouth to a bunch of Hardmen about how much she knew as a seasoned climber. They attacked as one would expect. She changed her name and started to really piss everyone off. I believe Tony B routinely gets her new alias' banned, but she ALWAYS comes back. It's funny for a minute or two. Especially when things are slow at the old joby job... Like now.
Thanks for the background info. It seems like EricSchmidt was all set to dethrone her until his mysterious disappearance as of late.
Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10
Caprinae monkey wrote: Thanks for the background info. It seems like EricSchmidt was all set to dethrone her until his mysterious disappearance as of late.
Man, that schmidt guy didn't have scmidt on elena! Too bad her old post's and alias' have been removed cause her antics are way over the top. Like batshit crazy woman style over the top.
The Countess of Monterey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 15
Caprinae monkey wrote:Has anyone ever divorced over climbing? Who is this "Ellenor" entity, I gather she was a troll of some sort? Stories!
Ellenor Stone is a legend, an adventurer, a wonderer, an outlaw....arguably voted the most interesting person in the month of April, 2013. And the " most lived through vacariously" via social media person.
P.S. People from Rhode Island, I pity you.....
P.s. I did divorce over climbing, and training in general, money and just my character as a person too, hb #1 ....
No thank you, I dont like women or swingers...happy just the way I am with who I am with....just saying...
Yes, it's gnarly! Goddam it Jesus W. Christ!
Padraig · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 100
The Countess of Monterey wrote: Ellenor Stone is a legend, an adventurer, a wonderer, an outlaw....arguably voted the most interesting person in the month of April, 2013. And the " most lived through vacariously" via social media person.
Although this Countess identity is trying to pass itself off as Ellinor, I'm not buying it. While not the best grammar, it is miles above the incoherent facsimile of English that Ellinor posted. And it has yet to rattle off the three or four straight posts to try to complete half a thought.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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