Favorite climbing Phrases

What are your favorite phrases you have heard or said at the crag

Holey run-out! (first time in rrg)
It’s like hugging a fridge
We all die someday
Put some chalk on and think about rainbows
Pinch like hell
Did you really just run that out
Let’s warm up on the easiest route here, lets see… oh! 511c who’s first?
SHARMA YELL!!!

"Harden the fuck up."

spread your legs and trust the rubber

Where do I go from here??

Oh never mind I see your blood.

Your on belay....but don't fall!

Just use the beta!

I say to my partner..."I have to tell you, I'm falling asleep on belay."
His reply..."Oh,...........(long pause)..........so am I."

Pitch 14 of the DNB, Middle Cathedral.

"Do something! even if it's wrong!"

Don't suck.

Don't worry, I haven't dropped anyone for almost an entire week.

When climbing with a spouse: 'Dont think for a second that they'll just fork over that Life Insurance payout without doing a detailed and thorough investigation'

3 hangs and I usually cut the rope and escape the belay.

If you fall on (5.6, 5.7, 5.8, etc.) then you deserve to die.

"Put a stamp on it, and send it!"

"You're climbing that thing like a bus route!"

Up rope harder I'm not moving.Not mine,too original, heard it from a friend.

This is the best hip belay I've ever given!

when your partner is fighting through a crux..
"Use the strength of 10 men! If that doesn't work, try 11!"

"It'll hold, and if it doesn't it should have"

"Just put your body parts in there and twist them 'til it hurts"

Dude that piece is so bomber, I'd drop a truck on it.

10 feet later...

S%!t I don't want to fall on that piece!

On belay?
Belay is on.
Dieing.
Die on.

From a belay anchor on a multi-pitch route to the leader: Well, yeah, it is starting to rain, but at least it's a dry rain.

On belay?
Belay on.
Climbing!
Not for long...

Climber looking at belayer with tie in knot in hand, "We're good?" Belayer back to climber, "it's your funeral."