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Fast Food Christians 

YDS: 5.10a French: 6a Ewbanks: 18 UIAA: VI+ British: E1 5a

Type:  Sport, 1 pitch
Consensus:  YDS: 5.10- French: 6a Ewbanks: 18 UIAA: VI+ British: E1 5a [details]
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Submitted By: Mike on Sep 16, 2006
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Bradley K. first time on this route


A bouldery, reachy crux leads to much easier climbing above.


Bolts and a bolted anchor.


On Left Flank wall. Located about 120' right of to To Defy The Laws Of Tradition on the left side of a slabby face. To reach Left Flank, take 77 East through the Nada Tunnel, then 1 more mile East to the Martin's Fork trailhead on the left. Cross the street and take the Military Wall/Left Flank trailhead, then bear left at the Y.

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By ziggy
Jan 18, 2010

An Ok route. If you like the face climbing on Face Up to That Crack, then you will find this one to be enjoyable as well. If you are too weak to pull the crux, then you can stick clip the first bolt and batman up, then enjoy nice 5.7 slab climbing to the anchors.

By Ben Cassedy
From: Denver, CO
Jan 25, 2010
rating: 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- E2 5b

The boulder problem is kind of fun. Definitely stick clip the first bolt.

By Ross Young
From: Columbus, OH
Jan 11, 2011

slab... but if you like that stuff great route.

By Andrew R.
From: Fairfax, VA
May 3, 2011

wasnt a fan of this route. I think its called Fast Food because its bad for you.

By kevin614d
Mar 28, 2014

The bouldering problem is probably a v2/3 at the start, and it is fun. The rest is easy slab until the top. Definitely worth doing if you are here.