Enjoy your gobbling and your wild turkeys even if you have time away from the climbing rocks

Climbing friend,

the time of your strange american holiday is upon us. You are pretending to be thankful after pillaging and stealing land from the natives, and teaching the elementary school kid that this was happy time for all. Meanwhile, young white adult, they take vast quantities of hallucinogens and wear Native American headdress in the desert, making mockery of this native culture.

You will eat your wild turkeys and do your wild gobbling, gaining 5-10 lbs of your fatness, and spend tense, desperate, and awkward moments with the family and a the inlaws instead of doing your heart desire to grab down and punish on those naughty climbing rocks. Perhaps you uncle Ron will become intoxicate after drinking whiskey all morning and he will make inappropriate scene.

If you perhaps go to Indian Creek in zone of Colorado, area of Boulder, instead, may you enjoy many bold flash and be thankful for your excellent crack.

Well said climbing friend. My uncle Ron will most definitely make an ass of himself.

Climbing Friend: Wild turkeys and Wild Turkey allow me to recover from decking on the bold tall traditional routes. Is this acceptable?

Jon Frisby wrote:Climbing Friend: Wild turkeys and Wild Turkey allow me to recover from decking on the bold tall traditional routes. Is this acceptable?

Climbing friend,

Yes, however do not drink the alcohols of the wild turkey! you will develop manbreasts most large and round belly! dragging you down for no bold flash! Ho ho ho, ha ha ha, myah!

Climbing Friend! Tis the season to seek sun instead of shade! I will be skipping the festival of overeating with people who don't understand my life passion and going for the flash after eating apples and granola bars!

I plan to channel my inner "manifest destiny" on some first ascents of some shitty local rock I found.

But that is after stuffing myself (like an American, not a turkey).

Climbing friend(s),
May we all be appropriately thankful for the bold and not so bold flashes we were able to make and the few times our forearms felt refreshed at crux of these climbs. All the while laughing and having a good time.
May you gain ever more impressive neck and back meat in the coming year!

Aleks, I merely take the paid holiday that the Man gives me. He created the holiday from the bones and meat of the other man, but I was not alive back then and so am not responsible.

I prefer to sit in wait for the Krampus to come. I have many songs to sing to please St. Nicholas so that the Krampus takes neither me nor my daughter to hell in his big sack. If that fails, I will probably just beat both he and St. Nick to death with a crowbar. I should pick that up today at the store.

Good tidings and sendings to you, friend!

Aleks,

The antics of our ancestors in pillaging this continent can only be a reflection and consequence of those that came before, perhaps from your land, hmyah? Was it not the perceived superiority of the white race long ago on Viking ships which set the stage for all subsequent white race domineering tendencies, no?

Happy gorging,
fake European americana

Aleks you never fail to crack me up!

Russ Keane wrote:Aleks, The antics of our ancestors in pillaging this continent can only be a reflection and consequence of those that came before, perhaps from your land, hmyah? Was it not the perceived superiority of the white race long ago on Viking ships which set the stage for all subsequent white race domineering tendencies, no? Happy gorging, fake European americana

Climbing friend Keanu Reeves,

You may perhaps speak some truth, although is it perhaps true that nordic peoples come over first with central europeans to take over the lands and kill the many peoples here?

May I be so bold as to suggest you consider serving your guests on this day coming tomorrow a large barrel of raw fishheads and ice, set directly down onto the center of your table? Perhaps you may treat yourself to the high-quality cheesesteaks for desert. I think your guests are most impressed, and they are going to feel their forearms swelling with delight and perhaps more refreshed at crux with this diet.

May you all forget the terrible history of your white race killing, diseasing, and enslaving the peoples here, and instead be thankful for your ones most loved and those seldom times when your forearms they are refreshed at the crux on your climbing rocks this year passing! Myah!

Climbing Friend Aleks:

Today, like all days of turkey, I will use 4-plan for the cleaning from climbers who have making the bold flush in Eldorado Canyon! With some inspecting of brown results, I can relate of climbers that eat fishheads, or vegan mush, or the mixing of much weight-loss supplemental amphetamines and party-grade ketamines!

With snowing and temperatures below american freezing, I will make hike to the climb that is rewritten. Many strong zipper-pantsed climbers from faraway lands of Iowa and Minnesota make the bold not-flash of this climb on most days with their heavy racks of clanking hexentrics! Perhaps today will bring icy solitude for the enjoyment of quiet "Myahs" in this area. If the holds of the girls of Paris climb are icy enough, I will solo in Sorels and savor a snack of frozen chipmunk!

Myah!

Mike McHugh wrote:Climbing Friend Aleks: Today, like all days of turkey, I will use 4-plan for the cleaning from climbers who have making the bold flush in Eldorado Canyon! With some inspecting of brown results, I can relate of climbers that eat fishheads, or vegan mush, or the mixing of much weight-loss supplemental amphetamines and party-grade ketamines! With snowing and temperatures below american freezing, I will make hike to the climb that is rewritten. Many strong zipper-pantsed climbers from faraway lands of Iowa and Minnesota make the bold not-flash of this climb on most days with their heavy racks of clanking hexentrics! Perhaps today will bring icy solitude for the enjoyment of quiet "Myahs" in this area. If the holds of the girls of Paris climb are icy enough, I will solo in Sorels and savor a snack of frozen chipmunk! Myah!

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In said tradition I sit with rambunctious family in the beautiful sierra foothills drinking wine, beer and spirits while waiting for the golden eagle to come to temperature. And as I read, I laugh and feel among distant unknown friends. So...whether you're celebrating in full force, chalking up, freezing your ass off in a tent or something different. Cheers to all and enjoy whatever it is you are doing!