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By willeslinger
From Golden, Colorado
Nov 3, 2012
I was pretty bummed when they didn't greenlight my "Bourne Identity" style reboot of The Eiger Sanction. This was from the rough draft's first act.

T-Wall is unique for the steepness. But there are a ton of killer cracks. In Pursuit of Excellence, Golden Locks, Razor Worm, Digital Macabe, Crack Attack, Finger-Locking' Good, Precious Ore The list goes on and on and on.


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By Danjerous87
Nov 4, 2012
Freaky Deaky Frog Juice

How did we get so off topic here? Perhaps I should bring the forum back on course... What is your opinion (regarding a crag), about everyone else's opinion (if a crag is "World Class", or if we get down to it, decent enough to touch your holy hands)? Please feel free to spew one sided nonsense, get defensive, or state your opinion as though it were indisputable fact.... If all else fails, please write a note, send a text, befriend and message via facebook, articulate anonymously on MP, send smoke signals, sit on a "big bro", or yell really loud at mother earth and tell her that she really fucked up on "said crag" and that you could have designed it much better. Thank you!


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By SendaGorilla
From Boulder
Nov 4, 2012

You guys are funny!

What DOES "suck" is our supposed climbing "community"!

It used to be at least somewhat of a brotherhood/ sisterhood---NOW??
Well, no we're all just a bunch of dumb jocks playing "Lightsaber" with our half-flaccid COCKS!


I'm goin climbin' -- at the WORLD CLASS Boulder Rock Club!


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By Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Nov 4, 2012
Got Milk? How about forearm pump? Tony leads "Alan Nelson's Bulging Belly" (5.10, X) on the Lost and Found Flatiron. Belayer is Mark Ruocco. Photo by Bill Wright, 10/06.

SendaGorilla wrote:
I'm goin climbin' -- at the WORLD CLASS Boulder Rock Club!

The Spot is much better... (grin)


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By patrick sullivan
From silverthorne,
Nov 4, 2012

Is the splatte world class?


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By jmeizis
From Colorado Springs, CO
Nov 4, 2012
The Beginning of Mr. Clean (5.8) at the Barkeater Cliffs in Adirondack Park NY.

Hell no it's not world class. Too spread out, too hard to get to, up until recently there was hardly any info on most of the areas, everything is south facing so the best season is when it's generally hard to get good weather window. Splatte sucks! Everyone should do their best to avoid it like the plague.


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By jmeizis
From Colorado Springs, CO
Nov 4, 2012
The Beginning of Mr. Clean (5.8) at the Barkeater Cliffs in Adirondack Park NY.

Hell no it's not world class. Too spread out, too hard to get to, up until recently there was hardly any info on most of the areas, everything is south facing so the best season is when it's generally hard to get good weather window. Splatte sucks! Everyone should do their best to avoid it like the plague.


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By Buff Johnson
Nov 4, 2012
smiley face

The place totally sucks.


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By Abel Jones
From Colorado Springs, CO
Nov 4, 2012
Nice Crisp day for an FA

Recently did a North America tour and the most overrated was Devils tower wy. Not sure why no one has said that on here, you guys infact say it meets or exceeds reputation. Took me one week to climb it out, the cracks are painful, it's way shorter than it looks, every route was one long pitch of the exact same move followed by 2 chunky pitches of shit rock with a swarm of flying ants all over the top, add the gumbys, the wacky locals and the fat tourist onlookers and you have a world class chose pile. Looks good in Sci-fi movies and that's about it.

There that's what this thread is all about. Keep it coming.


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By willeslinger
From Golden, Colorado
Nov 4, 2012
I was pretty bummed when they didn't greenlight my "Bourne Identity" style reboot of The Eiger Sanction. This was from the rough draft's first act.

Buff Johnson wrote:
The place totally sucks.


Nothing to see there. Move along.


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By SendaGorilla
From Boulder
Nov 6, 2012

Tony B wrote:
The Spot is much better... (grin)



I dunno man...the crash pads are all old, crusty, and chalky as fuck! The whole highschool hangout scene is lame too!
Then, you have that huuuge, UP HILL hike from the parking lot to the front counter!!! What the hell??? havent they every heard of Escalators?!?
Then, you got "spinners" all over the place...COME ON setters, git yer asses to work...bust out those Makitas and tighten up that orange V4!!!!
I just can't even go there anymore....I twisted my ankle last time on my way to the bathroom and they had to call in Rocky Mountain Rescue to come litter my gumby ass outta there!! Now I'm Banned!

Oh well, doesnt matter....I couldnt even get Cell phone service there anyway.

Just my "2 cents"...


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