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Nov 4, 2012
You guys are funny!

What DOES "suck" is our supposed climbing "community"!

It used to be at least somewhat of a brotherhood/ sisterhood---NOW??
Well, no we're all just a bunch of dumb jocks playing "Lightsaber" with our half-flaccid COCKS!


I'm goin climbin' -- at the WORLD CLASS Boulder Rock Club!
SendaGorilla
From Boulder
Joined Jul 29, 2010
42 points
Nov 4, 2012
Got Milk? How about forearm pump? Tony leads "...
SendaGorilla wrote:
I'm goin climbin' -- at the WORLD CLASS Boulder Rock Club!

The Spot is much better... (grin)
Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Joined Jan 1, 2001
23,510 points
Nov 4, 2012
Is the splatte world class? patrick sullivan
From silverthorne,
Joined Oct 24, 2012
1 points
Nov 4, 2012
The Beginning of Mr. Clean (5.8) at the Barkeater ...
Hell no it's not world class. Too spread out, too hard to get to, up until recently there was hardly any info on most of the areas, everything is south facing so the best season is when it's generally hard to get good weather window. Splatte sucks! Everyone should do their best to avoid it like the plague. jmeizis
From Colorado Springs, CO
Joined Jul 30, 2008
250 points
Nov 4, 2012
The Beginning of Mr. Clean (5.8) at the Barkeater ...
Hell no it's not world class. Too spread out, too hard to get to, up until recently there was hardly any info on most of the areas, everything is south facing so the best season is when it's generally hard to get good weather window. Splatte sucks! Everyone should do their best to avoid it like the plague. jmeizis
From Colorado Springs, CO
Joined Jul 30, 2008
250 points
Nov 4, 2012
The place totally sucks. Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
1,494 points
Nov 4, 2012
Nice Crisp day for an FA
Recently did a North America tour and the most overrated was Devils tower wy. Not sure why no one has said that on here, you guys infact say it meets or exceeds reputation. Took me one week to climb it out, the cracks are painful, it's way shorter than it looks, every route was one long pitch of the exact same move followed by 2 chunky pitches of shit rock with a swarm of flying ants all over the top, add the gumbys, the wacky locals and the fat tourist onlookers and you have a world class chose pile. Looks good in Sci-fi movies and that's about it.

There that's what this thread is all about. Keep it coming.
Abel Jones
From Colorado Springs, CO
Joined Dec 24, 2010
182 points
Nov 4, 2012
I was pretty bummed when they didn't greenlight my...
Buff Johnson wrote:
The place totally sucks.


Nothing to see there. Move along.
willeslinger
From Golden, Colorado
Joined Jul 20, 2010
42 points
Nov 6, 2012
Tony B wrote:
The Spot is much better... (grin)



I dunno man...the crash pads are all old, crusty, and chalky as fuck! The whole highschool hangout scene is lame too!
Then, you have that huuuge, UP HILL hike from the parking lot to the front counter!!! What the hell??? havent they every heard of Escalators?!?
Then, you got "spinners" all over the place...COME ON setters, git yer asses to work...bust out those Makitas and tighten up that orange V4!!!!
I just can't even go there anymore....I twisted my ankle last time on my way to the bathroom and they had to call in Rocky Mountain Rescue to come litter my gumby ass outta there!! Now I'm Banned!

Oh well, doesnt matter....I couldnt even get Cell phone service there anyway.

Just my "2 cents"...
SendaGorilla
From Boulder
Joined Jul 29, 2010
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