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Elevation: 6,874 ft 2,095 m
GPS: 40.0033, -105.3939
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Shared By: Michael Komarnitsky on Dec 31, 2000 · Updates
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Happy Hour Crag is a south-facing wall that keeps the sun for a long time. There are a number of pleasant moderates on this quite high friction rock. Unfortunately, not all of the routes are able to take advantage of that rock quality. Some of the routes are nothing to write home about. That doesn't mean you should write off the rock; there's a number of cool routes, mostly in the middle of the rock. The crag is 70-120 feet high. It can get quite popular after work or on weekends.

L->R these appear to be:

A. Left Side, 5, 1p, 50', gear.

BA. Variation??, 8, 1p, gear.

B. I, Robot, 7, 1p, gear.

C. Are We Not Robots, 7, 80' gear.

D. Are We Not Men, 7, 1p, gear.

E1. Twofers, 8-, 1p, gear.

E2. Twofers Bypass, 8-, 1p, gear.

F? Twofers Gully, 5, 1p, gear.

G? The Big Spit, 9, 1p, gear.

H. Rush Hour, 11+, 1p, gear? bolts?

I. Last Call, 9+, 1p, gear.

J1. Dementia, 9+/10-, 1p, gear.

J2. Seeing Double, 10+, 1p, bolts (which may be gone) & gear.

J3. Cheers aka Thrill Of The Chaise, 10-, 1p, bolts & gear.

J4. Tipsey, 9, 1p, gear.

J5. Malign, 7, 1p, gear.

K. Perched-Pillar Pile, 9, 1p, 95', gear.

L. Nightcap, 9-, 1p, gear.

M. Skid Row, 9+, 1p, gear.

N1. Mayhem, 12-, 1p, gear & bolts.

N2. Mayhem Direct, 12, 1p, gear & bolts.

O1. Last Laugh, 11-, 1p, 100', gear.

O2. Grins, 8-, 1p, 100', gear.

O3 or P. Teetotaler, 11-, 1p, 100', gear & bolts.

Q1. Hands Off, 7+, 1p, 100', gear.

Q2. The Great Race, 9+, 1p, 100', gear.

Q3. Baby Aliens, 12-, 1p, 60', gear.

Q4. Bad Sneakers, 9+, 1p, gear.

Q5. Cruel Shoes, 9, 1p, gear.

Below & right

R. Bent Faith, 8- R, 1p, gear.

Getting There Suggest change

Pass Cob Rock on the left at 6.6 miles. 100 yards further is a pulloff on the right for Blob Rock. 100 yards further there is a pulloff on the left side of the road (at 6.8 miles). Park, cross the road, and find a steep trail that heads directly up towards the rock. Take the left branch at trail forks; the right branch heads up to Security Risk

The hiking time is about 10-15 minutes to the crag.

An easy path leads up around the left (west) side to the top of the rock; this is also used to descend from routes that don't have bolt anchors.

Per Karl Hanzel: note that there's a good amount of poison ivy, along the middle~third of the trail up to the crag.

Column near Malign & Cheers dangerously loose!

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Per Shadrock: climbing Cheers 9/12/20, which shares about 50 feet with Malign, I came upon a very loose, toaster-oven-sized block at the top of the offwidth column/tooth thing on Malign (immediately right of the first bolt on Cheers). No one was around, the road was empty, so decided to trundle the block. As I started levering it out, the ENTIRE column began to shift slightly. I left the loose block in place, put a chalk X on it, and stuck around to inform later parties that the block was loose. Not really sure what to do at this point: it was pretty creepy, but it's possible that column has always been loose and it's only the levering at the very tip of it that causes the shift.

Per Karl Hanzel: I am quite certain that I was looking at the same column of sketchy boulders as I seconded Malign this past Monday, 06/27/22. It gave me the willies! I've phoned the Colorado DOT and talked at length with a staff person there who took extensive notes. I suggested that it presents a hazard to CO Hwy119 below. They've got details including links to the relevant MountainProject pages, and I offered to meet any highway personnel at the crag itself, to show them the specific column of boulders.
So if the route ends up changing its sketchy character in the coming days/weeks/months, you can blame me. :^) In the meanwhile, I would personally steer away from the route!

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FWIW, Verizon's cell phone covers does reach this crag. The service is a bit iffy.

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Classic Climbing Routes at Happy Hour Crag

Mountain Project's determination of the classic, most popular, highest rated climbing routes in this area.
5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
 200
Malign
Trad, TR
5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
 316
Twofers
Trad, TR
5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
 87
Twofers Bypass
Trad, TR
5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
 401
Grins
Trad, TR
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
 310
Nightcap
Trad, TR
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
 29
Tipsey
Trad, TR
5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
 93
Last Call
Trad, TR
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
 339
Dementia
Trad, TR
5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
 135
Cheers aka Thrill of the Chaise
Trad, TR
5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
 30
The Great Race
Trad
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
 29
Last Laugh
Trad, Sport, TR
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
 42
Teetotaler
Trad, TR
5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
 35
Rush Hour
Trad, TR
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Malign
 200
5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b Trad, TR
Twofers
 316
5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c Trad, TR
Twofers Bypass
 87
5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c Trad, TR
Grins
 401
5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c Trad, TR
Nightcap
 310
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a Trad, TR
Tipsey
 29
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a Trad, TR
Last Call
 93
5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a Trad, TR
Dementia
 339
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a Trad, TR
Cheers aka Thrill of the Ch…
 135
5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a Trad, TR
The Great Race
 30
5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b Trad
Last Laugh
 29
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c Trad, Sport, TR
Teetotaler
 42
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c Trad, TR
Rush Hour
 35
5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a Trad, TR
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