Climbing Puns

What are some of the best rock climbing puns you know?

Nice rack!

It's always hard when you loose a nut...

High on crack..

thats the wrong hole to put your finger in

Spread your legs and trust the rubber!

the 60's, when sex was safe and climbing was dangerous

A couple for ice climbing:

Push the bush.

Kick like you're going to poo, swing like you're going to screw.

Hey pretty lady, need a belay? I provide great friction

gunter wrote:It's always hard when you loose a nut...

smoke rocks climb trees

Just hangin' out...Or Royal Robbins' classic about aid climbing, getting all wrapped up in what you're doing.

I don't have any friends and my nuts are too small.

I'll show you my rack if you show me yours.......

you'll need some nuts for this one

Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs.

spotter commentary

"pull your hips in, get solid"

matt davies wrote:Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs.

Got Protection?

When my daughter was about two years old, I was talking about climbing with my broker and he said, "By the time she is 12 she will have a pretty big rack. My response, "I doubt it, look at her mother."

Climber 1: "Wow, she's got a nice rack."
Climber 2: "I wouldn't lead on it."