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By Devlin McGuire
Feb 3, 2013

What are some of the best rock climbing puns you know?


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By Buff Johnson
Feb 3, 2013
smiley face

Nice rack!


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By gunter
Feb 3, 2013

It's always hard when you loose a nut...


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By Chitro
From Bonn, Germany
Feb 3, 2013
On Suficiente at Vistamar, Tenerife going to z-clip but corrected myself!

High on crack..


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By Brasky
Feb 3, 2013

thats the wrong hole to put your finger in


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By Abel Jones
From Colorado Springs, CO
Feb 3, 2013
Nice Crisp day for an FA

Spread your legs and trust the rubber!


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By John D
Feb 3, 2013

the 60's, when sex was safe and climbing was dangerous


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By climbing coastie
From Sacramento
Feb 3, 2013
Switzerland

A couple for ice climbing:

Push the bush.

Kick like you're going to poo, swing like you're going to screw.


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By mozeman
Feb 3, 2013

Hey pretty lady, need a belay? I provide great friction


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By Brendan Blanchard
From Strafford, NH
Feb 3, 2013
Obi Wan Ryobi - Darth Vader Crag, Rumney NH

gunter wrote:
It's always hard when you loose a nut...


That's why I carry a spare on some cord on my keychain ;)


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By Dylan Dwyer
From Missouri
Feb 3, 2013
after OS soloing the first flat iron, direct route

smoke rocks climb trees


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By flynn
Feb 3, 2013

Just hangin' out...Or Royal Robbins' classic about aid climbing, getting all wrapped up in what you're doing.


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By KevinF
From Granby, CT
Feb 3, 2013

I don't have any friends and my nuts are too small.


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By AnthonyM
Feb 3, 2013
Maroon Bells-Bell Cord Couloir

I'll show you my rack if you show me yours.......


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By TDoyle
From Milford, MA
Feb 3, 2013
Photo by Andrew Frongillo.

you'll need some nuts for this one


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By matt davies
Feb 3, 2013

Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs.


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By Daniel S Parker
From Sandy Utah
Feb 3, 2013
Second ascent.

spotter commentary

"pull your hips in, get solid"


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By Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Feb 4, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on

matt davies wrote:
Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs.


nice one. ha ha

"I've got my whole arm in here!"


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By Larry S
Feb 4, 2013
The wife and I road-trippin on the Connie.

Got Protection?


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By JerryN
Feb 4, 2013

When my daughter was about two years old, I was talking about climbing with my broker and he said, "By the time she is 12 she will have a pretty big rack. My response, "I doubt it, look at her mother."


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By JerryN
Feb 4, 2013

Climber 1: "Wow, she's got a nice rack."
Climber 2: "I wouldn't lead on it."


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By Eddie Brown
From Tempe, Arizona
Feb 4, 2013

Saw a Halloween costume that was a “gym route”. She had climbing holds attached her and a sign that said “5. Easy. Jugs on, cracks off.”


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By Bob Robinson
From Lone Tree, Colorado
Feb 4, 2013
Bouldering Poudre Canyon, Colorado

I found out today that the rock in Clear Creek Canyon is really gneiss. And to think, all these years I've just taken it for granite.

(cue the groans...)


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By Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Feb 4, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on

Bob Robinson wrote:
I found out today that the rock in Clear Creek Canyon is really gneiss. And to think, all these years I've just taken it for granite. (cue the groans...)


marbleous


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By camhead
From Vandalia, Appalachia
Feb 4, 2013
You stay away from mah pig!

My friend said that the crux of Bachar-Yerian was tenuous, I think it was more elevenuous.

Heyooooooo!!!


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By camhead
From Vandalia, Appalachia
Feb 4, 2013
You stay away from mah pig!

Ben Brotelho wrote:
marbleous


I have very strong feelings about some rock, but try not to get too sedimental.


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