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By Anfarwal
From Denver, CO
Apr 8, 2014
Approach to Whitney
Went into Outdoor World the other day looking for an accessory for my Jetboil. Outdoor world is more of a hunting/fishing place so imagine my surprise when I happened upon this awesome diorama among all of the taxidermy displays.
Climbing pic
Climbing pic

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By Brassmonkey
Apr 8, 2014
Brass monkey
"That bear was so scary I fell over...on my right side.

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By Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Apr 8, 2014
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
the bear's all like, "anyone else seein' this shit?"

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By Mark E Dixon
From Sprezzatura, Someday
Apr 8, 2014
At the BRC
bearbreeder says -

i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster...

but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri?

why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in????
not that there's anything WRONG with that.....

does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11???

;)

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By Buff Johnson
Apr 8, 2014
smiley face
"What's with all that plastic shit on the rock?"

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By Tom-onator
From This Galaxy
Apr 8, 2014
Tom-onator
How's a bear supposed to take a peaceful shit in the woods with all this fuckery going on?!

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By Eric Mountford
From Lakewood, CO
Apr 8, 2014
"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."

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By JacksonLandFill
From Maryland
Apr 8, 2014
not everyone smiles
Eric Mountford wrote:
"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."


hahahahahhaha!

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By Jacob Smith
From Mill Creek, WA
Apr 8, 2014
Chair Peak, top of first pitch
Eric Mountford wrote:
"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."


I'm not sure "red" is the adjective you are looking for.
Seriously though, that is THE caption for this photo.

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By FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Apr 8, 2014
I think the caption reads: "Imagine this photo as if it were not sideways."

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By FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Apr 8, 2014
Mark E Dixon wrote:
bearbreeder says - i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster... but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri? why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in???? not that there's anything WRONG with that..... does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11??? ;)


This is some funny stuff. And true. Great impersonation. You forgot to end with "It's that simple."

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By Guy Keesee
From Moorpark, CA
Apr 9, 2014
Big Boulder, just a bit downhill from Temple of Kali. Alabama Hills, CA.
"This is how the rope gets up there"

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By Jon Nelson
Administrator
Apr 10, 2014
Me
"At the count of three, I'll let go of the rope and you jump on the bear."

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By bearbreeder
Apr 10, 2014
Mark E Dixon wrote:
bearbreeder says - i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster... but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri? why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in???? not that there's anything WRONG with that..... does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11??? ;)


H8tahs =P

I was too busy climbing outside today to make up compose such intraweb poetry

Heres my partner today telling you to stop MPing and go climbing



As to the bears ... We feed em the still pulsating innards of MP toppu roperu tofuers who sit around the puter rather than go climb

Our bears grow VERY big from being well fed here

its that simple

;)

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By CraigS.
Apr 10, 2014
Really not sure what is going on in the picture . . . The one mannequin has a harness AND swami belt with the other end of the rope daisy chained to . . . well . . chain? The other is tied into an anchor made from the excess rope cut off? Eh . . . let's go climb.

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