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Apr 8, 2014
Approach to Whitney
Went into Outdoor World the other day looking for an accessory for my Jetboil. Outdoor world is more of a hunting/fishing place so imagine my surprise when I happened upon this awesome diorama among all of the taxidermy displays.
Climbing pic
Climbing pic
Anfarwal
From Denver, CO
Joined Mar 25, 2012
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Apr 8, 2014
Brass monkey
"That bear was so scary I fell over...on my right side. Brassmonkey
Joined Jan 19, 2012
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Apr 8, 2014
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV
the bear's all like, "anyone else seein' this shit?" Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
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Apr 8, 2014
At the BRC
bearbreeder says -

i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster...

but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri?

why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in????
not that there's anything WRONG with that.....

does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11???

;)
Mark E Dixon
From Sprezzatura, Someday
Joined Nov 29, 2007
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Apr 8, 2014
Rrrrr
"What's with all that plastic shit on the rock?" Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
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Apr 8, 2014
Leashless bliss. 3 points of contact
How's a bear supposed to take a peaceful shit in the woods with all this fuckery going on?! Tom-onator
From trollfreesociety
Joined Feb 15, 2010
800 points
Apr 8, 2014
"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..." Eric Mountford
From Lakewood, CO
Joined Oct 11, 2011
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Apr 8, 2014
Atonement
Eric Mountford wrote:
"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."


hahahahahhaha!
JacksonLandFill
From Maryland
Joined May 7, 2013
45 points
Apr 8, 2014
Chair Peak, top of first pitch
Eric Mountford wrote:
"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."


I'm not sure "red" is the adjective you are looking for.
Seriously though, that is THE caption for this photo.
Jacob Smith
From Mill Creek, WA
Joined Aug 10, 2013
112 points
Apr 8, 2014
I think the caption reads: "Imagine this photo as if it were not sideways." FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Joined Nov 19, 2009
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Apr 8, 2014
Mark E Dixon wrote:
bearbreeder says - i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster... but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri? why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in???? not that there's anything WRONG with that..... does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11??? ;)


This is some funny stuff. And true. Great impersonation. You forgot to end with "It's that simple."
FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Joined Nov 19, 2009
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Apr 9, 2014
Big Boulder, just a bit downhill from Temple of Ka...
"This is how the rope gets up there" Guy Keesee
From Moorpark, CA
Joined Mar 1, 2008
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Apr 10, 2014
Me
"At the count of three, I'll let go of the rope and you jump on the bear." Jon Nelson
Joined Sep 17, 2011
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Apr 10, 2014
Mark E Dixon wrote:
bearbreeder says - i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster... but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri? why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in???? not that there's anything WRONG with that..... does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11??? ;)


H8tahs =P

I was too busy climbing outside today to make up compose such intraweb poetry

Heres my partner today telling you to stop MPing and go climbing



As to the bears ... We feed em the still pulsating innards of MP toppu roperu tofuers who sit around the puter rather than go climb

Our bears grow VERY big from being well fed here

its that simple

;)
bearbreeder
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Apr 10, 2014
Really not sure what is going on in the picture . . . The one mannequin has a harness AND swami belt with the other end of the rope daisy chained to . . . well . . chain? The other is tied into an anchor made from the excess rope cut off? Eh . . . let's go climb. CraigS.
Joined Apr 30, 2012
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