Thanks,
the MP faithful

Haha agreed. Nothing more bothersome than a useless troll. The guy does not even make me laugh.

I want in on that too!

My poetry is quite similar to Volgon poetry... I suggest a internal dialoque approach to trolling. Elleanor uses it and it ticks people off.

High on a rock there sat a man
sat is a term that he would not understand
not in the terms that we use it at least.
perched on a ledge,
if such you can call such a edge.
Fear is a thing that spurs him on
reaching for holds where it looks as if none.
clinging to rock hoping it will not let go
such is the fate of those untouched by vertigo.

This is my favorite so far!!!!!!1111111

Each line rhymes so good and it is about rock climbing

I'm most impressed with your ability to rhyme edge with ledge. Watch out Biggie Smalls there is some Hazard in the area!

Thanks Turd! Takes a real ear to pick up those rhymes.

Here's the Colonel's itinerary for resolving all this nonsense:

Keep turd, erase Maui threads (except, possibly, the one that may or may not be posted in the correct area), somebody give Ellenor a mercy boning from whatever gender pleases her, get Hazard his advanced certificate in phonics, and promote me to General.

Post haste, biotch!