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Calling out Zac Robinson!

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Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643

This guy...
mountainproject.com/u/zac_r…

A new female climber moves to one of the most popular climber cities ever(SLC). She's looking for housing, friends and a new scene. The post ran to 2 pageshttp://www.mountainproject.com/v/northern_utah__idaho/moving_to_utah_looking_for_friends_and_a_home/106983269 and half of it made Zac out to be the full man. But then you got photo proof thrown up as hard evidence of your manness at a party and more accolades followed. Are you the most interesting man in the world, or what? Salt Lake City has some explaining to do, I think.

Travis Spaulding · · Las Vegas, NV. · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 30

From what I read, he appears to be the climbers' version of the Dos Equis dude or something. For that area at any rate.

But I do kinda note that with all the accolades, she still hasn't said word one about meeting or climbing with him ;)

Levi Kepsel · · Paducah KY · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 0

Zac only drinks Dos Equis. He actually sponsored by them. Zac doesn't meet girls, he flexes his man chest and tractor beams them in. Zac only climbs off widths cuz holds are for pussies. He doesn't color code his biner's. Zac has memorized all the prime numbers. Ever. Salt Lake is lucky to have this paragon of manliness, testosterone and mad karaoke skill.

Bobby Hanson · · Spokane, WA · Joined Oct 2001 · Points: 1,230

Zac is the first person to parachute into the Kennicot mine. From space.

coloradotomontana Erley · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 75

From what I have heard, avalanches carry Zac Robinson beacons. I've never met him, but he sounds a lot like chuck norris.

Kevin Quaderer · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2006 · Points: 5

This is all you need to know about Zac

Zac

Rob Phares · · Bozeman, MT · Joined May 2009 · Points: 80

I don't know Zac, but he were the most interesting man, Dos Equis would be asking for sponsorship from him . . .

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
dhayan wrote:I think you are confusing this Zac with someone else... mountainproject.com/v/color…
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No, we got the right dude.
Mike Lane · · AnCapistan · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 880

Most of us say: "Hold my beer and watch this"; doing stoopid stuff while still holding the beer is next-level!

Brian in SLC · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Oct 2003 · Points: 21,711

Just a little taste now...of all that is man:

ZR: man about town

I'm pretty sure Zac divides by zero...

Shiho · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 100
nut Zac

He hardly ever climbs any more...
Zac Robinson · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 415

seems like you guys could have dug up some better dirt than that.

I can't divide by zero, but I can divide odd numbers by 2.
I only put prime numbers into the microwave timer.
I once held an opponent's wife's hand. In a jar of acid. At a party.
I tend to climb harder when I am wearing a costume.
Once bivied atop the second pitch of moonlight buttress. But we had pizza. so it was okay.
I have an irrational fear of monkeys (oh wait, that was Hank )
I beat Shiho in a game of scrabble (many times)



He is... the most interesting man in the world (they always say climbing is a small world right?)

I don't always go rock climbing, but when I do, I prefer NST.

Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665
Zac Robinson wrote:seems like you guys could have dug up some better dirt than that.
Well, people paying lip service, mentioned you in the same sentence as Mark Nelson, but you seem not to have met the "Father of Optimus Prime ", so I'm not sure if you are really that relevant???
Shiho · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 100

Yes, Zac has won many scrabble games with me, but I've won many many times, too, against Zac. He should be ashamed of himself for bragging about beating a girl whose first language is NOT English.

P LaDouche · · CO · Joined Apr 2007 · Points: 15
Shiho wrote:Yes, Zac has won many scrabble games with me, but I've won many many times, too, against Zac. He should be ashamed of himself for bragging about beating a girl whose first language is NOT English.
The kid came from Texas, what more do you want?
Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,241
P LaDouche wrote: The kid came from Texas, what more do you want?
Hah! He don't speak English, he speaks 'Merican?
Zac Robinson · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 415
Shiho wrote:Yes, Zac has won many scrabble games with me, but I've won many many times, too, against Zac. He should be ashamed of himself for bragging about beating a girl whose first language is NOT English.
touche! but you have won your fair share. enough to make me excited when I win.
Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
Zac Robinson wrote:I have an irrational fear of monkeys (oh wait, that was Hank ) I beat Shiho in a game of scrabble (many times) He is... the most interesting man in the world (they always say climbing is a small world right?) I don't always go rock climbing, but when I do, I prefer NST.
Monkeys will f**k you up!
Brian in SLC · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Oct 2003 · Points: 21,711
Tony B wrote:...so I'm not sure if you are really that relevant???
Oh, he's relevant...

ZR in IC as EK by AB

Don't make me post that taxi driver image. Scarier than Bobby D.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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