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Description 

Real Hidden Valley is a circular-shaped area - I'm not sure if “box canyon” is quite the precise term for it, but hopefully you get the idea. It is home to some J-Tree super-ultra-mega classics such as the delightful Sail Away (easily protected 5.8 crack), the adrenaline-pumping Run For Your Life (5.10b scary runout face/friction), Clean And Jerk (5.10c crack), Leave It To Beaver (5.12a - usually done as a TR), the masochist's dream Fisticuffs (5.10b fists and larger), and of course the ever-popular Illusion Dweller (5.10b perfect crack).

Sports Challenge Rock and The Thin Wall are excellent (read: popular) top-rope areas, each with a high concentration of fun routes.

Locomotion Rock has a few short, easier routes for the aspiring leader.

Several excellent bouldering problems lie just beyond the parking area (both west and south).

Areas and climbs found outside the canyon itself have now been relocated to Real Hidden Valley Vicinity.


Getting There 

A short walk south along the now paved road from Hidden Valley Campground puts you in the Real Hidden Valley parking area.


The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Real Hidden Valley:
Fote Hog   5.6     Trad, 2 pitches, 130 feet   The Sentinel : The Sentinel - East Face
Leaping Leaner   5.6     Trad, 1 pitch, 50 feet   Locomotion Rock
Sail Away   5.8-     Trad, 1 pitch, 60 feet   Hidden Tower
Wild Wind   5.9     Trad, 1 pitch, 60 feet   Hidden Tower
Sphincter Quits   5.9+ R     Trad, 1 pitch, 70 feet   Sports Challenge Rock : Sports Challenge Rock - Wes...
Ball Bearing   5.10a     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   The Sentinel : The Sentinel - East Face
Loose Lady   5.10a     Trad, 1 pitch, 90 feet   Houser Buttress Area : Houser Buttress
Illusion Dweller   5.10b     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   The Sentinel : The Sentinel - West Face
Fisticuffs   5.10b     Trad, 1 pitch, 30 feet   Tumbling Rainbow Formation
Run For Your Life   5.10b R     Trad, 1 pitch, 90 feet   Tumbling Rainbow Formation
Clean and Jerk   5.10c     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   Sports Challenge Rock : Sports Challenge Rock - Eas...
Winds of Whoopee   5.11a     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   Real Hidden Valley Vicinity : Miles Of Piles Rock - West ...
Bebop Tango   5.11a     Sport, 1 pitch, 50 feet   Solosby Wall
Runaway   5.11a/b     Sport, 1 pitch, 80 feet   Tumbling Rainbow Formation
Rainy Day, Dream Away   5.11b     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   Tumbling Rainbow Formation
Desert Song   5.11b R     Trad, 2 pitches, 160 feet   The Sentinel : The Sentinel - West Face
Hidden Arch   5.11d     Trad, 1 pitch, 80 feet   Houser Buttress Area : Houser Buttress
Tic Tic Boom   5.12a     Sport, 1 pitch, 90 feet   Tumbling Rainbow Formation
Leave it to Beaver (aka The Beaver)   5.12a     Trad, 1 pitch, 70 feet   Sports Challenge Rock : Sports Challenge Rock - Eas...
Bikini Whale   5.12a/b     Sport, 1 pitch, 80 feet   The Hidden Cliff
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Featured Route For Real Hidden Valley
Me getting started up Loose Lady.

Loose Lady 5.10a  CA : Joshua Tree National Park : ... : Houser Buttress
Seven bolts protect steep edges/smears up this exposed and fun route with the crux coming early on. Well protected, but not quite a sport route. A bolted anchor/rap is on top (90'). Take care if using a 50 meter rope and rap down the center of the formation, not down the route, as it's more than 80' down the route.A standout climb with a short approach, exciting friction and great position make this a very popular route, so plan accordingly. loooooooose lady... photo by Eric HorstSubmitted By: blah blah on Dec 5, 2006 ...[more]   Browse More Classics in CA


Photos of Real Hidden Valley Slideshow Add Photo
I managed (barely) to lead this classic route on my last Birthday. Photo by Andrew J. Blair, LE*.

I managed (barely) to lead this classic route on m...

Real Hidden Valley. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Real Hidden Valley.
Photo by Blitzo.


Real Hidden Valley. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Real Hidden Valley.
Photo by Blitzo.


Balanced Rock near Real Hidden Valley. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Balanced Rock near Real Hidden Valley.
Photo by Bl...


Wandering in Real Hidden Valley. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Wandering in Real Hidden Valley.
Photo by Blitzo.


A Claret Cup cactus blooms in the Real Hidden Valley. 'The Wart' looms in the background. Photo by Tony Bubb, 4/2000.

A Claret Cup cactus blooms in the Real Hidden Vall...

The Boulders with the sunset light are those which hide the Hidden Valley from the road. There must be unlimied bouldering potential in the area. Photo by Tony Bubb, 1/06.

BETA PHOTO: The Boulders with the sunset light are those which...

Hidden Tower. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Hidden Tower.
Photo by Blitzo.


Looky-loos!

Looky-loos!

The Tumbling Rainbow formation in Real Hidden Valley

The Tumbling Rainbow formation in Real Hidden Vall...

Great Burrito formation from the bird's eye!

Great Burrito formation from the bird's eye!

"Aerial view from Real Hidden Valley"

BETA PHOTO: "Aerial view from Real Hidden Valley"

Afternoon thunderhead with Three Pile Island in the distance, JTNP.

Afternoon thunderhead with Three Pile Island in th...

Elephant and Snake Domes

BETA PHOTO: Elephant and Snake Domes

The Wailing Wall. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

The Wailing Wall.
Photo by Blitzo.


Beavertail and Sports Challenge Rock. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Beavertail and Sports Challenge Rock.
Photo by Bli...


Yuccas neat The Entrance Boulder. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Yuccas neat The Entrance Boulder.
Photo by Blitzo.


Spring bloom in the Real Hidden Valley. The Hershey Kiss in the background, Hidden Tower to the right.  April 08.

Spring bloom in the Real Hidden Valley. The Hershe...

Sunset over Real Hidden Valley, November 2007

Sunset over Real Hidden Valley, November 2007

Spring Bloom in the Real Hidden Valley, amazing.  April 08.

Spring Bloom in the Real Hidden Valley, amazing. ...

Cool looking rocks <br />

Cool looking rocks


Climbers in Real Hidden Valley.

Climbers in Real Hidden Valley.

Bryson encounters an oddly-shaped piece of granite in Real Hidden Valley, Joshua Tree National Park.

Bryson encounters an oddly-shaped piece of granite...

Climber on Illusion Dweller

Climber on Illusion Dweller

Climber seconding the Beaver

Climber seconding the Beaver

The Trojan. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

The Trojan.
Photo by Blitzo.