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5.13a

   
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Type: Sport, 1 pitch, 35 feet
Consensus: 5.13a [details]
FA: Marcus Garcia
Season: Whenever you feel like it
Submitted By: Erik Durgin on Mar 26, 2011

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Description 

Don't let the length of this little hussy mislead you, it packs a punch (much like my ...). Very technical and bouldery climbing leads to a baller ender crux comprised of shit crimps and big moves!! If you wanna be a sissy (like me), you can TR before trying to lead it by lowering in from the long .10 to the left.


Location 

This is the shorty just right of the long .10. This is the furthest right line on Jabba Buttress.


Protection 

4 bolts with fixed anchors.



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By Erik Durgin
Mar 28, 2011

Don't be a bunch of prudes, penis jokes are funny.

By Marcus garcia
From: Durango, Co.
Jul 16, 2011

This is still one of my favorite routes. A must for anyone looking for a hard, intense, foot work route.

By Ben Kiessel
Nov 18, 2012

A hold broke off of this a couple years ago. I have not been on it since the hold broke, but I would guess it's probably quite a little bit harder than it was before.