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By TWK
Jan 12, 2013

OK, if we can have a "Best Dog Photo" topic under "General Climbing", why not a "Best Redneck Photo"?

If you or your frienemies are members of (or know members of) The Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape, let's see their pics.

I'll start it off:

The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.
The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.
Submitted By: TWK on Jan 12, 2013


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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
bouldering at RRG

Guns, beers and a pick up truck...Yup, that fits the requirements.


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By IamDman
Jan 12, 2013
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^ looks fun, guns and beer, cant go wrong!


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By Pat Erley
From Gunnison, CO
Jan 12, 2013
me

america
america
Submitted By: Pat Erley on Jan 12, 2013


(/thread)


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By will smith
From boulder
Jan 12, 2013

the chain saw should be running


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By Ian Cavanaugh
Jan 12, 2013

Idaho Mountain Guide
Idaho Mountain Guide
Submitted By: Ian Cavanaugh on Jan 12, 2013

Ready to tackle the Sawtooths!


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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 12, 2013
Me on Supercrack

how about Rednecks, Dogs, and the proud display of murdered animals!

Yep you sure killed the hell out 'em
Yep you sure killed the hell out 'em
Submitted By: MTKirk on Jan 12, 2013


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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 12, 2013
Me on Supercrack

What the hell was going on here? waders, bow, arrows, and a dead baby elk.

Kilt 'im wit a bow & arra
Kilt 'im wit a bow & arra
Submitted By: MTKirk on Jan 12, 2013


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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 12, 2013
Me on Supercrack

Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!

had ta keel his faggudy asz, sonna beetch got no kuth!
had ta keel his faggudy asz, sonna beetch got no kuth!
Submitted By: MTKirk on Jan 12, 2013


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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
bouldering at RRG

Seems like Montana has the distinct lead in redneck-ness so far,,nice hunt'n pics!


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By Brian Snider
From NorCal
Jan 14, 2013
me

My big brother shows me how to geter done
My big brother shows me how to geter done
Submitted By: Brian Snider on Jan 14, 2013


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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
Wtf

20 years ago
20 years ago
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013


redneck tent
redneck tent
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



12g stick clip
12g stick clip
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



aftermath
aftermath
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013


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By bradyk
Jan 14, 2013

Texas Rednecks <br />
Texas Rednecks

Submitted By: bradyk on Jan 14, 2013


Frog Huntin'
Frog Huntin'
Submitted By: bradyk on Jan 14, 2013


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By Ben Beckerich
From saint helens, oregon
Jan 14, 2013
About half way up the East Arete on Illumination Rock

That last one is called "giggin'"


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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013

GRITS
GRITS
Submitted By: TWK on Jan 14, 2013



Girls Raised in the South
Girls Raised in the South
Submitted By: TWK on Jan 14, 2013


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By Fall Guy
Jan 14, 2013
modern man

johnnyrig wrote:



every beer on that table is a girl beer bro


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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
Wtf

Oh, they're girl beers? Wow. You must be studly. So what, you drink everclear spiked with anti-freeze for kick?

Dude, it's not a redneck challenge unless you're trying to get drunk off crap beer, eh? Hell, we should have had peppermint schnapps and played twister with a video camera to make it really interesting. But then I don't remember everything either, so... Anyway, I didn't dig up enough pennies with the detector to afford any real beer.

The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up. One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer". Hey, we had a plaid shirt and a 4x4. Is that good enough for ya?


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By Robin like the bird
From mountain center ,CA
Jan 14, 2013
oh

MTKirk wrote:
Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!



Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?


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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
Whiskey-a-Go-Go

johnnyrig wrote:
One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer".


Because he barfed, it's not girl beer?

johnnyrig wrote:
The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up.


You let drunk people belay you on a multi-pitch climb?

At least this all sounds like redneck reasoning skills.


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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
Wtf

Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.


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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013

MTKirk wrote:
Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!


Not all hunters are animals, though--only the good ones.

JohnnyM
JohnnyM
Submitted By: TWK on Jan 14, 2013


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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
Wtf

redneck motorhome
redneck motorhome
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



redneck with guns
redneck with guns
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



little gun redneck
little gun redneck
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



redneck cooking
redneck cooking
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



redneck tresspass
redneck tresspass
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013



climbing drunken rednecks
climbing drunken rednecks
Submitted By: johnnyrig on Jan 14, 2013


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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
Whiskey-a-Go-Go

johnnyrig wrote:
Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.


Touché. It's easier to convince drunk people to stand directly under you while climbing.


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By Brian Snider
From NorCal
Jan 15, 2013
me

Here's a good one from this summer. How many other rednecks find this to be an entertaining?

Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
Submitted By: Brian Snider on Jan 15, 2013

This is how to getter done!
Got Mud?
Got Mud?
Submitted By: Brian Snider on Jan 15, 2013

And the grand finale, a self portrait.
Whoo Hooo!
Whoo Hooo!
Submitted By: Brian Snider on Jan 15, 2013

Never realized what a redneck I was until I moved to Cali. Just shows you can take a redneck out of the woods but not the woods out of a redneck.

Geeter Dooone!


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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 15, 2013
Me on Supercrack

Robin like the bird wrote:
Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?



YES!! if he caught me pokin' fun at 'im I'd likely end up like this fella. Laugh at me now you little tree chewin' bastard!
Beaver Hunt, Redneck Hustler version.
Beaver Hunt, Redneck Hustler version.
Submitted By: MTKirk on Jan 15, 2013


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By TWK
Jan 15, 2013

I guess starting a "Best Beaver Photo" topic would be inappropriate for MountainProject?

Beaver, Sutter Bypass
Beaver, Sutter Bypass
Submitted By: TWK on Jan 15, 2013


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