By TWK
Jan 12, 2013
| OK, if we can have a "Best Dog Photo" topic under "General Climbing", why not a "Best Redneck Photo"?
If you or your frienemies are members of (or know members of) The Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape, let's see their pics.
I'll start it off:
| The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.
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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
| Guns, beers and a pick up truck...Yup, that fits the requirements. |
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By IamDman
Jan 12, 2013
| ^ looks fun, guns and beer, cant go wrong! |
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By will smith
From boulder
Jan 12, 2013
| the chain saw should be running |
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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
| Seems like Montana has the distinct lead in redneck-ness so far,,nice hunt'n pics! |
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By bradyk
Jan 14, 2013
| | Texas Rednecks
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| Frog Huntin'
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By Ben Beckerich
From saint helens, oregon
Jan 14, 2013
| That last one is called "giggin'" |
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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013
| | GRITS
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| Girls Raised in the South
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By Fall Guy
Jan 14, 2013
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every beer on that table is a girl beer bro |
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By Robin like the bird
From mountain center ,CA
Jan 14, 2013
| MTKirk wrote: Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!
Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something? |
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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
| johnnyrig wrote: One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer".
Because he barfed, it's not girl beer?
johnnyrig wrote: The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up.
You let drunk people belay you on a multi-pitch climb?
At least this all sounds like redneck reasoning skills. |
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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013
| MTKirk wrote: Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!
Not all hunters are animals, though--only the good ones.
| JohnnyM
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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
| johnnyrig wrote: Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.
Touché. It's easier to convince drunk people to stand directly under you while climbing. |
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By Brian Snider
From NorCal
Jan 15, 2013
| Here's a good one from this summer. How many other rednecks find this to be an entertaining?
| Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
Submitted By: Brian Snider on Jan 15, 2013
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This is how to getter done!
And the grand finale, a self portrait.
Never realized what a redneck I was until I moved to Cali. Just shows you can take a redneck out of the woods but not the woods out of a redneck.
Geeter Dooone! |
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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 15, 2013
| Robin like the bird wrote: Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?
YES!! if he caught me pokin' fun at 'im I'd likely end up like this fella. Laugh at me now you little tree chewin' bastard!
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By TWK
Jan 15, 2013
| I guess starting a "Best Beaver Photo" topic would be inappropriate for MountainProject?
| Beaver, Sutter Bypass
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By bradyk
Jan 15, 2013
| PBR and Schlitz are more qualified "Redneck Beers" and cheaper than Belgian White Ales and Widmer's Hef, although I like Widmer's.
Redneck pissing contest
How about Bud Dry and Jacky D?
| Bud Dry
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| Jack Daniels
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| Elk
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By YDPL8S
From Santa Monica, Ca.
Jan 15, 2013
| No sh*t, these guys used to round out the guitar trio I was in when I last played gigs in Denver (Craig, on the right, is as fine a guitarist as I personally know). We didn't see eye to eye on most things political. Bob (on the left) had a huge walk-in safe full of firearms in his bedroom.
| Bob n Craig
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By Angela Mabe
From Flagstaff,AZ
Jan 15, 2013
| I can't believe my hubby hasn't posted this one yet...
Darren at his bachelor party
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By Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Jan 15, 2013
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That last photo of the gurl beers *almost* disqualifies you for redneck status for life. Especially the glasses. For christsakes, rednecks don't drink out of glasses or eat hippie granola trailmix! They eat bear jerky and trout boiled in the coffee pot over a tire fire, and drink Jim Beam and Busch Light from a can. Your later photos are somewhat redeeming. |
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