By TWK
Jan 12, 2013
| OK, if we can have a "Best Dog Photo" topic under "General Climbing", why not a "Best Redneck Photo"?
If you or your frienemies are members of (or know members of) The Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape, let's see their pics.
I'll start it off:
| The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.
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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
| Guns, beers and a pick up truck...Yup, that fits the requirements. |
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By IamDman
Jan 12, 2013
| ^ looks fun, guns and beer, cant go wrong! |
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By will smith
From boulder
Jan 12, 2013
| the chain saw should be running |
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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 12, 2013
| how about Rednecks, Dogs, and the proud display of murdered animals!
| Yep you sure killed the hell out 'em
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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 12, 2013
| What the hell was going on here? waders, bow, arrows, and a dead baby elk.
| Kilt 'im wit a bow & arra
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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 12, 2013
| Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!
| had ta keel his faggudy asz, sonna beetch got no kuth!
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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
| Seems like Montana has the distinct lead in redneck-ness so far,,nice hunt'n pics! |
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By bradyk
Jan 14, 2013
| | Texas Rednecks
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| Frog Huntin'
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By Ben Beckerich
From saint helens, oregon
Jan 14, 2013
| That last one is called "giggin'" |
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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013
| | GRITS
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| Girls Raised in the South
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By Fall Guy
Jan 14, 2013
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every beer on that table is a girl beer bro |
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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
| Oh, they're girl beers? Wow. You must be studly. So what, you drink everclear spiked with anti-freeze for kick?
Dude, it's not a redneck challenge unless you're trying to get drunk off crap beer, eh? Hell, we should have had peppermint schnapps and played twister with a video camera to make it really interesting. But then I don't remember everything either, so... Anyway, I didn't dig up enough pennies with the detector to afford any real beer.
The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up. One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer". Hey, we had a plaid shirt and a 4x4. Is that good enough for ya? |
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By Robin like the bird
From mountain center ,CA
Jan 14, 2013
| MTKirk wrote: Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!
Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something? |
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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
| johnnyrig wrote: One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer".
Because he barfed, it's not girl beer?
johnnyrig wrote: The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up.
You let drunk people belay you on a multi-pitch climb?
At least this all sounds like redneck reasoning skills. |
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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
| Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing. |
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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013
| MTKirk wrote: Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!
Not all hunters are animals, though--only the good ones.
| JohnnyM
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By johnnyrig
Jan 14, 2013
| | redneck motorhome
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| redneck with guns
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| little gun redneck
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| redneck cooking
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| redneck tresspass
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| climbing drunken rednecks
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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
| johnnyrig wrote: Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.
Touché. It's easier to convince drunk people to stand directly under you while climbing. |
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By Brian Snider
From NorCal
Jan 15, 2013
| Here's a good one from this summer. How many other rednecks find this to be an entertaining?
| Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
Submitted By: Brian Snider on Jan 15, 2013
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This is how to getter done!
And the grand finale, a self portrait.
Never realized what a redneck I was until I moved to Cali. Just shows you can take a redneck out of the woods but not the woods out of a redneck.
Geeter Dooone! |
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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 15, 2013
| Robin like the bird wrote: Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?
YES!! if he caught me pokin' fun at 'im I'd likely end up like this fella. Laugh at me now you little tree chewin' bastard!
| Beaver Hunt, Redneck Hustler version.
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By TWK
Jan 15, 2013
| I guess starting a "Best Beaver Photo" topic would be inappropriate for MountainProject?
| Beaver, Sutter Bypass
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