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By TWK
Jan 12, 2013

OK, if we can have a "Best Dog Photo" topic under "General Climbing", why not a "Best Redneck Photo"?

If you or your frienemies are members of (or know members of) The Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape, let's see their pics.

I'll start it off:

The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.
The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.


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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008

Guns, beers and a pick up truck...Yup, that fits the requirements.


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By IamDman
Jan 12, 2013
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^ looks fun, guns and beer, cant go wrong!


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By Pat Erley
From Gunnison, CO
Jan 12, 2013
me

america
america


(/thread)


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By will smith
From boulder
Jan 12, 2013

the chain saw should be running


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By Ian Cavanaugh
Jan 12, 2013

Idaho Mountain Guide
Idaho Mountain Guide

Ready to tackle the Sawtooths!


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By Woodchuck ATC
Jan 12, 2013
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008

Seems like Montana has the distinct lead in redneck-ness so far,,nice hunt'n pics!


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By Brian Snider
From NorCal
Jan 14, 2013
Whoo Hooo!

My big brother shows me how to geter done
My big brother shows me how to geter done


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By bradyk
Jan 14, 2013

Texas Rednecks <br />
Texas Rednecks


Frog Huntin'
Frog Huntin'


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By Ben Beckerich
From saint helens, oregon
Jan 14, 2013
About half way up the East Arete on Illumination Rock

That last one is called "giggin'"


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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013

GRITS
GRITS



Girls Raised in the South
Girls Raised in the South


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By MJMobes
From The land of steady habits
Jan 14, 2013
modern man

johnnyrig wrote:



every beer on that table is a girl beer bro


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By Robin like the bird
From mountain center ,CA
Jan 14, 2013
oh

MTKirk wrote:
Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!



Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?


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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
Whiskey-a-Go-Go

johnnyrig wrote:
One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer".


Because he barfed, it's not girl beer?

johnnyrig wrote:
The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up.


You let drunk people belay you on a multi-pitch climb?

At least this all sounds like redneck reasoning skills.


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By TWK
Jan 14, 2013

MTKirk wrote:
Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!


Not all hunters are animals, though--only the good ones.

JohnnyM
JohnnyM


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By Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Jan 14, 2013
Whiskey-a-Go-Go

johnnyrig wrote:
Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.


Touché. It's easier to convince drunk people to stand directly under you while climbing.


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By Brian Snider
From NorCal
Jan 15, 2013
Whoo Hooo!

Here's a good one from this summer. How many other rednecks find this to be an entertaining?

Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.

This is how to getter done!
Got Mud?
Got Mud?

And the grand finale, a self portrait.
Whoo Hooo!
Whoo Hooo!

Never realized what a redneck I was until I moved to Cali. Just shows you can take a redneck out of the woods but not the woods out of a redneck.

Geeter Dooone!


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By MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Jan 15, 2013
Me on Supercrack

Robin like the bird wrote:
Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?



YES!! if he caught me pokin' fun at 'im I'd likely end up like this fella. Laugh at me now you little tree chewin' bastard!
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By TWK
Jan 15, 2013

I guess starting a "Best Beaver Photo" topic would be inappropriate for MountainProject?

Beaver, Sutter Bypass
Beaver, Sutter Bypass


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By bradyk
Jan 15, 2013

PBR and Schlitz are more qualified "Redneck Beers" and cheaper than Belgian White Ales and Widmer's Hef, although I like Widmer's.

Redneck pissing contest

How about Bud Dry and Jacky D?

Bud Dry
Bud Dry


Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels



Elk
Elk


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By YDPL8S
From Santa Monica, Ca.
Jan 15, 2013
Korea 1 1975

No sh*t, these guys used to round out the guitar trio I was in when I last played gigs in Denver (Craig, on the right, is as fine a guitarist as I personally know). We didn't see eye to eye on most things political. Bob (on the left) had a huge walk-in safe full of firearms in his bedroom.

Bob n Craig
Bob n Craig


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By Timmy! Tormey
From Fakeville, USA
Jan 15, 2013

Man's Weekend!
Man's Weekend!


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By Angela Mabe
From Flagstaff,AZ
Jan 15, 2013
On top of Dr. Rubos

I can't believe my hubby hasn't posted this one yet...
Darren at his bachelor party

Giddy Up!
Giddy Up!


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By Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Jan 15, 2013
smoke break, pitch 5 or 6 (or 7??) of Dark Shadows

johnnyrig wrote:


That last photo of the gurl beers *almost* disqualifies you for redneck status for life. Especially the glasses. For christsakes, rednecks don't drink out of glasses or eat hippie granola trailmix! They eat bear jerky and trout boiled in the coffee pot over a tire fire, and drink Jim Beam and Busch Light from a can. Your later photos are somewhat redeeming.


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By Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Jan 15, 2013
smoke break, pitch 5 or 6 (or 7??) of Dark Shadows

wedding
wedding


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By Eric Whitbeck
Jan 15, 2013

I don't have the original computer file, but here is a link to a picture I posted. I am upping the ante because it is a climbing photo with a redneck theme: www.mountainproject.com/v/107291261


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