By shawn bradley
From tucson
Jul 15, 2009
| Free beer!!!
MY PENIS IS LITTLER THAN YOURS!!!!!
Does...that.......count?
B-RAD | 
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By Eric Rhicard
Jul 15, 2009
| Lets just turn this thread into the Jon Ruland is a funny man thread and forget about this crap.
I second that. He's fun to hang with too. |
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By rickd
Jul 16, 2009
| here, here to Jon Ruland!
he's got the right attitude! |
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By Geir Hundal
From Tucson, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| Lessons I've gleaned from these this thread:
1) If you chop a route here, be ready for the consequences.
2) If you post about a route being chopped here, be ready for the consequences.
3) Eric Richard fears nothing.
4) If you question Scott Ayers' actions on MP, he likely won't respond, but may leave and take thousands of dollars worth of his fixed hardware with him.
5) Jon has the best attitude and sense of humor of anyone on MP in AZ. Daryl's a close second. |
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By j fassett
From tucson
Jul 16, 2009
| I've learned whoever has my lost stoppers, will not be returning them!
Dammit Jim!
JF |
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By Mike Diesen
From Sierra Vista, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| Geir Hundal wrote: Lessons I've gleaned from these this thread: 1) If you chop a route here, be ready for the consequences. 2) If you post about a route being chopped here, be ready for the consequences. 3) Eric Richard fears nothing. 4) If you question Scott Ayers' actions on MP, he likely won't respond, but may leave and take thousands of dollars worth of his fixed hardware with him. 5) Jon has the best attitude and sense of humor of anyone on MP in AZ. Daryl's a close second.
And don't forget that everyone has small penises. Except Daryl. His is huge!
By the way, Scott won't really leave and take all his hardware with him. I mean, if he did we wouldn't have anything argue about on MP except Daryl's penis. |
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By Daryl Allan
From Sierra Vista, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| Great... now i'll have to show everyone.
Jon, do i still get a beer? ;) |
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By Brigette
From Tucson, Arizona
Jul 16, 2009
| (female readership of this particular post increases by 300%) |
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By Jon Ruland
From Tucson, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| shawn bradley wrote: Free beer!!! MY PENIS IS LITTLER THAN YOURS!!!!! Does...that.......count? B-RAD
good effort! we can work with that. it's just incomplete is all, so let's expand on it a bit. how about "my penis is littler than yours! but only by a little bit. and mine is REALLY, really small. almost microscopic. and yours is only slightly bigger. so it's also tiny." there we go, i like that.
j fassett wrote: I've learned whoever has my lost stoppers, will not be returning them!
if you ever find him, ask him about my nuts too. though i think i'm slowly finding them again climbing with EFR and the other lemmon badasses.
Brigette wrote: (female readership of this particular post increases by 300%)
curiously, upon talk of daryl's penis making an appearance, male readership also increases significantly. daryl feels a little uncomfortable, but also strangely flattered.
and yes daryl, you get a beer for making us all feel jealous and inferior. ;-)
/help! i'm stuck in my cubicle and i can't get out!! |
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By Bob
Jul 16, 2009
| Daryl, if you show everyone what you've got, you better be ready for the consequences... |
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By Mike Dudley
From Tucson
Jul 16, 2009
| Oh lord all this penis talk is making me all excited. |
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By England
From Colorado Springs, CO
Jul 16, 2009
| Forest Hill wrote: Screw this. I'm moving to Boulder. They never have bolt wars there!
I guess you don't know the history of Boulder Canyon. |
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By Jon Ruland
From Tucson, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| England wrote: I guess you don't know the history of Boulder Canyon.
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By TopRope Princess
Jul 16, 2009
| Ok, forget about what I said earlier about you guys beating out the ladies...all this penis talk has me convinced you are back to being men! LOL! |
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By England
From Colorado Springs, CO
Jul 16, 2009
|
Not sarcasm just the truth. |
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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Jul 16, 2009
| Wow. Just wow.
Conflict. Exacerbation. Rising tension. Penises come out. Increases of 300%. Just when I feared it would be totally gay, women jump in. Resolution. Tensions released. Laughter.
This is what the internet is for! I need a cigarette.
EDIT: England, I think he means *you* missed Forest's sarcasm. |
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By England
From Colorado Springs, CO
Jul 16, 2009
| Shawn Mitchell wrote: EDIT: England, I think he means *you* missed Forest's sarcasm.
You got me there, I'm certainly not very sharp/witty these days due to inactivity. I hope everything works out for you guys. I LOVE Tucson, and spent 7 seven wonderful years there. I've been to the Stronghold many times mountain biking, but have never climbed there. Good luck to all involved. Life is too short to be angry..... |
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By Mike Dudley
From Tucson
Jul 16, 2009
| England wrote: Life is too short to be angry.....
Yea! Be happy! |
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By Daryl Allan
From Sierra Vista, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| Geir, we're gonna need you to update that 'lessons learned' list. I sure have learned allot:
1. if you're hung like a horse, you probably really *aren't*
2. if you're *not*... well, you might just be (everything's relative, right?)
3. if you've ever heard "awwww, it's so cuuute", see #1 and beg Jon for a beer to drown your sorrows in
4. i'll be bringing my own tent the next time Dudley and i camp out ;) (Tals strikes me as the jealous type) |
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By Tradster
From Phoenix AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| Tombstone is nearby. Rent the OK corral and give the warring parties each a power drill. Then have a cage fight type battle in the corral a la rotohammer to the head. I think a beer & BBQ festival should then follow, along with a drunken bolting session just to piss everyone off. Sell tickets, beer, fund climbing trip somewhere. |
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By Christian
From Tucson, Az
Jul 16, 2009
| Wow, this is better than my favorite soap..
And I love all you guys even rickd :-) |
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By Daryl Allan
From Sierra Vista, AZ
Jul 16, 2009
| Christian wrote: Wow, this is better than my favorite soap.. And I love all you guys even rickd :-)
I knew you couldn't hold out forever! hehe ;) |
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By Eric Rhicard
Jul 16, 2009
| Dan Cohen wrote: This would provide a level playing field and Scott would surely attend.
Dan Cohen, are you suggesting that Scott Ayers can't explain himself in writing. Do you really believe that? |
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By Eric Rhicard
Jul 16, 2009
| Eric Rhicard wrote: Mike D. Can SA make changes to you or Daryl's routes at Sweet Rock?A |
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