Make an activist documentary, name drop fifty time times, and make sure to put yourself as the centerpiece for which there would be no success without your benevolent effort. And, name drop another fifty times.
I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have a solution. Can you hide a go-pro somewhere near the crack and take video of an unannounced impromptu ascent? If you edited it properly and had Timmy O'neal do the narration, I'm sure the land manager would appreciate it the same way you do.