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Stolen MSR Whisper Light with international mod

morgoth70 · · Bountiful, UT · Joined Jan 2011 · Points: 25

I actually saw this stove, picked it up and was on my way to return it to your tent when I was stopped on the way by a man with an Irish accent and a lazy eye who asked me for a smoke. I handed him one and offered him a light, at which point a heretofore unseen half-asian, half-italian man with an ugly tie and a limp stepped out of the shadows and hit me over the head with a 14 pound mackerel which may have still been partly alive. When I came to, I was missing my passport, 2 sticks of Fruit Stripe Gum (they left me 3 sticks), the key to an '87 Sirocco which I have had for over 12 years (the key, not the car) and your stove. I'm not sure what became of these items or the Irishman but the other man was found 2 weeks later, alone in a motel room, dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation. Hope this helps.

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276
morgoth70 wrote:I actually saw this stove, picked it up and was on my way to return it to your tent when I was stopped on the way by a man with an Irish accent and a lazy eye who asked me for a smoke. I handed him one and offered him a light, at which point a heretofore unseen half-asian, half-italian man with an ugly tie and a limp stepped out of the shadows and hit me over the head with a 14 pound mackerel which may have still been partly alive. When I came to, I was missing my passport, 2 sticks of Fruit Stripe Gum (they left me 3 sticks), the key to an '87 Sirocco which I have had for over 12 years (the key, not the car) and your stove. I'm not sure what became of these items or the Irishman but the other man was found 2 weeks later, alone in a motel room, dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation. Hope this helps.
That is a great story! Thanks to the OP for his original, nonsensical post because it paved the way for this one.

Edit: The OP completely changed his original post; fortunately, it was quoted above.
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