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powhound84 wrote:It's impossible to give a good belay in guide mode.

Not if you back it up with a prussik and knot the ends

Chase D wrote:Every time you climb on wet sandstone, a fairy loses its wings

OMG LOL!!! Best of the posts...so far....

A PAS will solve everything.

Sure, Adam Ondra is strong, but I bet if you put him on a 5.7 trad offwidth he wouldn't even be able to hangdog his way up it.

FrankPS wrote: A PAS will solve everything.

Noob...yer gunna die....galvanic corrosion torque titanium

Thanks to whomever left the giant, steaming pile of excrement in the toilet.

Mike Brady wrote: Noob...yer gunna die....galvanic corrosion torque titanium

It will probably fail from micro fractures first - although what if it was stored in the trunk during a heat wave and my girlfriend's cat peed on it (I tend to throw her - the cat not the girlfriend - in the trunk too). Maybe I could preserve it with a sharpie to mark the middle - but then won't my PAS delaminate?

Next time I see a crag baby my dog's gonna get some free lunch while I watch from my hammock 3 pitches up. Oh and hexes rule cuz cams suck

^^^ Dogs shouldn't be allowed at the crag cuz they aren't a part of nature.

I'm looking for a new crag baby. About 30L. Must be durable. Any suggestions?

this thread is really missing personal attacks...

FrankPS wrote:I'm looking for a new crag baby. About 30L. Must be durable. Any suggestions?

I have a severely used 80L crag baby I'm not using anymore, want to buy it?

matt c. wrote:this thread is really missing personal attacks...

matt, are you really that much of an idiot?

Happy to oblige!

Matt

I strongly suggest that you hire a qualified guide before you ever climb again. It sounds like you are a total asshat and you're going to get yourself killed.

Don't take that the wrong way.

if it isn't naked, onsight, chalkless, tapeless free solo it isn't climbing.

Jugs are aid.

eli poss wrote:if it isn't naked, onsight, chalkless, tapeless free solo it isn't climbing.

Where are you statistics for this?

Old lady H wrote: Where are you statistics for this?

I found that statistic on half dome
"a door would open, we'd walk inside and the key to all knowledge would be printed on the walls"
And if you recognize this quote, let me buy you a beer

C. Archibald wrote:Matt I strongly suggest that you hire a qualified guide before you ever climb again. It sounds like you are a total asshat and you're going to get yourself killed. Don't take that the wrong way.

What did I do? I'm just sitting here lead belaying. Don't worry I got this thingy backed up with a prussic case I fall asleep.

oh and btw, can we please get all these boobies of MP? It's making me wanna drill double cross again.