Do dirtbags get laid?

johnnymuir wrote: Pretty much. Every once in a while, maybe a few times a year, it mysteriously falls out of the sky.

Have you considered washing your feet and speaking with a British accent?

Ray Pinpillage wrote: Have you considered washing your feet and speaking with a British accent?

The former yes, the latter no. Honest to god, I do keep clean on the road, as clean as any one else at least (I even scent up with some essential juniper oil before I start the day if Im hitchhiking). I wash my clothes more often than myself, which in my detailed and definitive experience, makes much more of a difference than any other combination besides washing both self and clothes of course. The human body can only smell so bad, and its not that bad unless you put your face right in it. Clothes, on the other hand, especially synthetics, just keep putrifying.

Ive been theorizing why I dont get laid more often considering I'm young, tall, fit, mildly attractive, and I have no debt, but years of analysis has led to no solid conclusions. Perhaps I am just a member of a prestigious, little known group of special gentlemen known to outsiders as.. The Unfuckables.

"hobosexuals"

That is hilarious!

johnnymuir wrote: little known group of special gentlemen known to outsiders as.. The Unfuckables.

jajajaja this made my ugly friday working day... hey jhonnymuir go fu%$$##yourself.

johnnymuir wrote: Every night sanllan... every nigth....

When I was livin' the life, strange would wonder 'round every 3-4 months but I learned early on not to mention the I was "houseless."

Edit: unless of course they had dreadlocks.

this thread makes me feel veeerrrryy single....

Ray Pinpillage wrote:I've always wondered if hardcore van dwelling dirtbags get laid

Climbing friend,

No.

Chick's dig guys with big cams

don't you mean they like big expanding tube chocks

My trango big bros are too large for most cracks if you catch my drift

Well, I went out to a show tonight, dressed a pizza as usual, and I didnt get laid, so that answer your question?

Ethan clarke wrote:My trango big bros are too large for most cracks if you catch my drift

Ethan, are you in sixth grade? Your comments sound like it.

Zebastion for president!

Frank I wish I was in six grade I'd probably climb harder sport than ever with my new found lightness and hand size. The problem with getting laid as a dirt bag is the tiny net your casting. There are chick's wjo are into dirt bags but there more women into handsome guys who own condos and can use excel really well.

Ethan clarke wrote:Frank I wish I was in six grade I'd probably climb harder sport than ever with my new found lightness and hand size. The problem with getting laid as a dirt bag is the tiny net your casting. There are chick's wjo are into dirt bags but there more women into handsome guys who own condos and can use excel really well.

And there are many, many more male dirtbags than female dirtbags. I hope this sad fact changes, and soon.

johnnymuir wrote: And there are many, many more male dirtbags than female dirtbags. I hope this sad fact changes, and soon.

Johnny, you're making me sad for you.

I lived my life in perpetual dirtbag mode. Punnanny came my way on occasion, as punnanny is want to do. It was not a waterfall of clitori though.

I was mere months into a new resolution of swearing off climbing women when I met the climbing woman who would be my wife. At the time I was not full on travelling but sleeping on friends couches and working odd jobs between car repairs, so close enough.

She's lived on the road and lived to climb easily as much as me. She's also much stronger off the couch than me.

We are quite domesticated now and both barely climbing as we work toward a sustainable life that will provide both climbing and life.

So Johnny, take heart, you might make it eventually. If not, I've heard great things about fleshlights.

Ethan clarke wrote:Frank I wish I was in six grade I'd probably climb harder sport than ever with my new found lightness and hand size. The problem with getting laid as a dirt bag is the tiny net your casting. There are chick's wjo are into dirt bags but there more women into handsome guys who own condos and can use excel really well.

I sling flawless AmTabs in Excel and can set up enterprise level pivot tables.

Ray Pinpillage wrote: I sling flawless AmTabs in Excel and can set up enterprise level pivot tables.

You silver-tongued devil, you.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote: If not, I've heard great things about fleshlights.

Im more in the market for a flesh headlamp.

Sanllan wrote: jajajaja this made my ugly friday working day... hey jhonnymuir go fu%$$##yourself.

Well if no one else will, I might as well might!

I'm not saying my excel skills got laid but if I said it didn't I would be lying.