Do dirtbags get laid?

I've always wondered if hardcore van dwelling dirtbags get laid or if they just give up one hobby for another? Anyone know?

Dirtbag is a gender neutral term - Both men and women enjoy the lifestyle and sleep with each other in various combinations. Some couples even dirtbag together!

Not if they ask dumb questions like that.
Some people get laid. Some don't.

hence the rock star - super model hook ups

I have found in my experiences as a vagrant that there is a distinct portion of the female population that can be classified as hobosexuals. Not sure if it's because I'm more content when I'm hoboing, if it's the "he's a fixer upper" appeal, or if it's the appeal of a dude doing what he truly loves, but I tend to do way better with the ladies when I'm homeless/dirtbagging.

Did you not read my post?

johnnymuir wrote: Swear on my life the following is true. I can summon witnesses if need be. Worth the read, if you disagree, you can punch me in the balls one day. Amazing day at J Tree, my last after a good month there, and I get back to my friends camp at Hidden Valley when a car of 4 good looking young ladies pulls up and shouts to me "Oh hey youre that climber we saw yesterday!" Coming back from Fote Hog these girls in a pickup were checking us out so I waved and yelled but they were camped at Black Rock they said as they left. Well they came back the next day, spent half a day looking for and finally found me, and said to me "We have beer and weed and shrooms at our camp, you should come back with us!" I look at my friends, tell em peace, and Im on my way. Long story short, after consuming some of the aforementioned substances, but not nearly enough to warrant intoxication, two of the girls paired off to a tent and proceeded to have the loudest sex Ive ever heard two humans having. There was a Boy Scout troop camped adjacent. I can only imagine. I go along with the other two girls back to their tent thinking wow, Im probably gonna get to make out with two chicks! I wasnt thinking I'd get luckier than that, knowing my luck, as you'll see: They immediately said goodnight and rolled over, leaving me in the middle laughing to myself. I discovered my superpower that night. I can make any girl in the world I want not have sex with me.

P.C. wrote:I have found in my experiences as a vagrant that there is a distinct portion of the female population that can be classified as hobosexuals. Not sure if it's because I'm more content when I'm hoboing, if it's the "he's a fixer upper" appeal, or if it's the appeal of a dude doing what he truly loves, but I tend to do way better with the ladies when I'm homeless/dirtbagging.

That's because you were too transient to work on or conceive a future with.

It's vacation sex to her.

When she looks at your long term prospects, low paying job to fund bouts of no job, no house, no future, she's not interested. She'll take your chiseled and musty abs for a ride though.

Depends on what you're looking for.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote: That's because you were too transient to work on or conceive a future with. It's vacation sex to her. When she looks at your long term prospects, low paying job to fund bouts of no job, no house, no future, she's not interested. She'll take your chiseled and musty abs for a ride though. Depends on what you're looking for.

I must be doing it wrong cuz Im not getting either.

johnnymuir wrote: I must be doing it wrong cuz Im not getting either.

Maybe try washing your feet?

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote: Maybe try washing your feet?

Bingo! Although I met a girl in Joshua Tree last year, beautiful woman, a little crazy with the free soloing (she decked twice in one month, luckily both small falls), but she goes "I have to go into town today to wash my feet, I haven't washed them in months!" Needless to say I was attracted to her, but not her to I!

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yes they do...

This is entertaining.

I had far more luck when I played the " I'm a bit of a maverick/visionary/lone wolf trying to find myself" versus the " I'm a great guy with a job who owns my own house."

Happily, I found a smoking hot climber chick who appreciated both qualities and I don't have to deal with that nonsense anymore.

Tim Lutz wrote:Ask Alf

haha! yes, what does the man of the desert have to say about this.

youtube.com/watch?v=cseSMl1…

The answer is yes. Yes they do. Just not as often as those who spend their days and nights actually trying to get laid. We are a distracted bunch.

A famous dirtbagger told me once, "Andy, it's rare I get to clip the chains when I'm on the road..." But, yes, clipping the chains does happen for them too.

anything is possible when you have a cat with an eyepatch

johnnymuir wrote:Did you not read my post?

No but it sounds like you couldn't get laid regardless of your lifestyle.

If all else fails, use Nash rules of gaming and go ugly early.

Does this work or should I just stick to Lysol for my balls and bowling shoes?

Ray Pinpillage wrote: No but it sounds like you couldn't get laid regardless of your lifestyle.

Pretty much. Every once in a while, maybe a few times a year, it mysteriously falls out of the sky.