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Unbelievable neck, back, shoulder and arm meat!

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Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

Climbing friend,

This Sunday passing, I am spending my life savings at Movement Denver, and now my nephew little Aleks jr. will not be able to afford to go to college.

Anyways, I am for usual doing the bouldering shirtless indoor to see who may want to look at me. I go to long bouldering steep cave, and see some climbing friend bros in the cave area. I am shocked for serious that these climbing friend have the unbelievably meaty neck, shoulder, and arm muscle! I literal cannot believe my own eye, this man's bicep so large and meaty! I cannot imagine how he pull himself up the climbing rocks, but then I see him utilizing his crushing grip on the v11 sloper pinch style climbing rock, supporting his massive body and meaty, meaty, arms off most miserable wee little holds!

ikmortu · · People's Republic of Chicago · Joined Apr 2013 · Points: 5

I think this belongs in the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist.

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

yes, I for serious would like to know how these climbing friend bros may train, and how many cheesesteak and fish head they eat to get such unbelievable neck meat!

Joy likes trad · · Southern California · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 71

It could only have been one of two things. Your self in a dream or Sven Lavransen.

Zach M · · Summersville, WV · Joined Jun 2011 · Points: 0

The key to mastering a great neck meat includes the perfect combination of time and quality ingredients in the lactic acid marinade.

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

Climbing friend,

I go to flash on climbing rocks today, and perhaps do not feel so strong as my best. I believe I myself may be in need of more this unbelievable, meaty, neck meat in order power flash at next level.

Would you be having the training tips for me to do enlargening my own neck meat? Myah? How may you train your neck meat? And does it help you make next level bold power flash? Myah?

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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