Mountain Project Logo

Rock Gym for First Date??

Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245

so much truth.

Glenn Schuler · · Monument, Co. · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 1,330
Will S wrote:^^^ You do realize the OP was like 5 months ago? By now, that date already happened, hottie realized "hey these climbers are fit and sexy", dumped the OP and is now bouldering V3 and on her third climber boyfriend, the V5 shirtless beanie guy who screams on every move of the only hard problem he has wired, to get people to look at his peacocking display. Soon, she'll hit double-digits...snagging a BF who climbs V10 and up, but only if she's REALLY hot and rocks the booty shorts and sports bra look.
Either that..... or they're already married.
James S · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined May 2013 · Points: 40
Glenn Schuler wrote: Either that..... or they're already married.
True...perhaps their kids might need some climbing gym date night advice then?
CozellaTH · · Idaho Falls, Idaho · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 30
wonderwoman wrote: Or maybe by now she cares more about climbing V10 than rocking booty shorts and a sports bra.
+1
Em Cos · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 5
wonderwoman wrote: Or maybe by now she cares more about climbing V10 than rocking booty shorts and a sports bra.
I don't know about that, I'm pretty sure women only go to climbing gyms to find boyfriends, it has nothing to do with their own climbing. It's like the modern-day equivalent of getting your MRS degree. As I understand it, everything women do, say, and wear is all about the men that are nearby.

Now, let me know when a man reads this - everything I write is meaningless until it is validated by being read by someone with a penis.
Michael Underwood · · Denver, CO · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 240

I've taken quite a few first (or second or third) dates rock climbing, and I must say that it makes a great first impression. It helps if you're a good climber and look nice with your shirt off, but even without that, the slight fear and excitement generated by climbing create an emotional high that most girls seem to enjoy, and then they project that onto you.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

General Climbing
Post a Reply to "Rock Gym for First Date??"

Log In to Reply
Welcome

Join the Community

Create your FREE account today!
Already have an account? Login to close this notice.

Get Started