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How much dirt could a dirtbag dirtbag if a dirtbag dirtbagged dirt?

Andrew G · · Pittsburgh, PA · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 404
Seth Derr wrote:what if a dirtbag named Chip hammers in a pin beside a perfect bolt placement right after eating a bologna sandwich? And oh my god you guys, what if he did it AFTER he paid too much money to climb at the Gunks!? What then??
I think it really depends on whether or not he was going to use a stick clip on this hypothetical bolt
Michael Brady · · Wenatchee, WA · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 1,392

Pretty sure Chip would rodeo clip it. Stick clips are for noobs that use a PAS and an equalette.

Roman G · · Brooklyn, NY · Joined Aug 2013 · Points: 205

How do the ropes get up there?

Michael Brady · · Wenatchee, WA · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 1,392
Roman G wrote:How do the ropes get up there?
Usually by means employed here: jive-assanchors.com/
Roman G · · Brooklyn, NY · Joined Aug 2013 · Points: 205


Found it! This is how real climberz build TR anchors using P.A.S .... on bolted cracks routes after hammering piton and eating ham and bologna.
Muscrat · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 3,625

OMG...WTF....i LOVE IT! ^^^^
I can only say if a leader brought me up on that i would...i would....i wood
Ok, i'm speechless.
I wood go eat my bologna. In the dirt.
Bag.

Ball · · Oakridge, OR · Joined Jan 2010 · Points: 70

You're not truly dirbagging until you start planting veggies at your local crag.

Romang

OK except when you start the second pitch....oh.

Michael Brady · · Wenatchee, WA · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 1,392
Ball wrote:You're not truly dirbagging until you start planting veggies at your local crag. Romang OK except when you start the second pitch....oh.
Veggies?....no sir. Not with all those pikas running around.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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