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Looking to climb for my 1st time, anyone want to help?

Bear Grillis · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 20

Stitchy, there are a lot of screaming barbies out there too. And Hitler was more desireable than you! Eat shit.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520

I don't even bother flagging you anymore. Yer troll skillz r that weak. OMG.

I'll leave the shit eating to you, as it is your style. Tip: wipe hands before sammich consuming.

Bear Grillis · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 20

I will be consuming a lot of fresh caught seafood, fact. While you are gonna be consuming your own barfed out "jokes", and repeating for the next 20 years, fact. Old and boring....

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520

"I have a life and you are a poopy head!!!!111"

OK

Bye.

Watch the poop on the hands after the seedfood. Still a problem.

Bear Grillis · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 20

Haha haha Stich, out of all people you know I do have a very good life. It's 4:30 am do you know where your head's at?

Finish the verse.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520

I have found that those who scream the loudest about what good lives they have are usually delusional to some extent, sometimes to a very great extent. Since you are the one trying to convince me and not the reverse, what can we all conclude from that?

Blammo.

Bear Grillis · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 20

I don't have to convince you or anybody of anything. You know it, I know it. Why the hell do you hijack this dude's thread. Let him ride it out!

Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790

Nurse wretched. ^^^

-up all night consuming other people's meds

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520
Bear Grillis wrote:I don't have to convince you or anybody of anything. You know it, I know it. Why the hell do you hijack this dude's thread. Let him ride it out!
Don't you have some scuba thread to "contribute" to? I think they even have scuba forums you would be a hit on. And by a "hit" I mean "blunt force trauma."
Bear Grillis · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 20

SCUBA divers are so much more intelligent, interesting and genuine crowd than you fools! Some bad seeds there too but no comparison to the thuggery of rock monkeys. Got to stick for yourself.....talking from experience.

Bear Grillis · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 20
Tom-onator wrote:Nurse wretched. ^^^ -up all night consuming other people's meds
I will sue you for libel, Tommy boy. Your momma is gonna be like, "wat???"
Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790
Bear Grillis wrote: I will sue you for libel, Tommy boy. Your momma is gonna be like, "wat???"
So now that this thread is all about you...

Which personality will I be confronting in court?
Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790

It's spelled "Grylls" btw.

If you weren't so amped up from popping dumpster prawns and pain meds we wouldn't be having this interaction.

Alicia Sokolowski · · Brooklyn, NY · Joined Aug 2010 · Points: 1,781
Bear Grillis wrote: I will sue you for libel, Tommy boy. Your momma is gonna be like, "wat???"
Not libel if it true...

It would also have to damage your reputation. Can't damage that which is totally destroyed.
Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520
Bear Grillis wrote:Got to stick for yourself.....talking from experience.
"Got to stick for yourself....."

What does that even mean? Wait, you actually try to get nitrogen narcosis, don't you? Are you underwater posting from some sort of iPad?
Alicia Sokolowski · · Brooklyn, NY · Joined Aug 2010 · Points: 1,781

iPad for scuba = iPADI

I apologize. That was terible.

Brendan Magee · · Parker, CO · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 0
bouzektimothy wrote:This is worse than Facebook! Unbelievable lol... Well thanks for all the advice, I'm going to go to Winona and check out the climbing classes there. Also thanks for the nonsense on my post, it was very funny, well not so much but happy climbing, and yes BASE jumping is illegal in Yosemite, but who really follows rules these days?
The large majority of climbers follow the rules these days because breaking the rules can result in access to climbing areas to be closed. If you aren't going to follow the rules, then don't climb.
Jeff G · · Colorado · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 1,098

Climbing is way, way more amazing than the gym will lead you to believe. Remember that if you choose to learn in the gym setting. That's my advice.

Brendan Magee · · Parker, CO · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 0
doligo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 264

"This is worse than Facebook! Unbelievable lol... Well thanks for all the advice, I'm going to go to Winona and check out the climbing classes there. Also thanks for the nonsense on my post, it was very funny, well not so much but happy climbing, and yes BASE jumping is illegal in Yosemite, but who really follows rules these days? "

Peter Mortimer, I hope you are reading this thread. VU sucks!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

Midwest
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