Tips from Kim Jong-Un's climbing adventure

Stumbled upon the amazing news that Kim Jon-Un just climbed the highest mountain in North Korea from BBC. The American Alpine Club in Golden should study his mastery and record this event.
Without the aid of Gore-tex, proper footwear, or even a wool hat the supreme leader climbed the 2500 meter snowy mountain. His famous hairdo was damaged during the perilous journey but the fearless superhuman kept his composure and ever charming smile for the press!

The full article:
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/…

He went climbing with his bros and enjoyed "precious mental pabulum".

Way to celebrate 420, Glorious Kim!

I concur you, bitch!

And, according to the article, he scored 11 holes in one his first time golfing. A truly remarkable feat!

Stich wrote:I concur you, bitch!

That was frickin' brilliant.

Just like father, like son.

Fuck you Hans Bwix!

...and was driving by 3yrs old....psshhh, late bloomer

From the article:
"North Korea has a troubled economy, with two-thirds of the population, approximately 16 million people, not knowing where their next meal is coming from, according to the UN.
It is keen to develop its nuclear weapons, with their last test taking place in February 2013.
North Korea has built up its military arsenal and nuclear programme instead of helping feed its people, according to another United Nations report.
Earlier this year, Michael Kirby, who led a UN commission of inquiry into North Korean human rights violations, claimed to the BBC World Service that some families were even forced to use the ashes of relatives as fertiliser to help grow crops
Meanwhile large amounts of government money is understood to be spent on the "supreme leader" and "the advancement of his personality cult"."

"Supreme Fucktard" is more like it.

Given the fact that there are roads to the summit, Kim was observed having labored breathing as he struggled to unwedge his fat ass out from his vehicle.

This equates to climbing a mountain?

J Lederhosen wrote:I bet he claims ALL first ascents in North Korea

Kim tried that, but some guy downthread wrote a real pissy rejoinder about having soloed everything in both Koreas in the '60s (barefoot, no chalk). Then Elena and twelve of her aliases had a witty brouhaha amongst themselves, somebody called somebody else a fascist, Sven Lavrasen inquired about pansanggi and its impact on the 4-flash, and a local legend got mad, quit MP, and took all his pictures with him. Lee Smith thought he slayed it, but the issue was really just a primary key in a database table set to short integers instead of long.

And I lurked the crap out of that thread. Good times.

Climbing friend kim jong so ill,

I salute you and your bold flash of this climbing rock! I also enjoy your ideas on how to properly govern the peoples so that they may not be getting any ideas of their own. Perhaps you may write to me your thoughts and stories of supreme flash, and we will be becoming pen-pal climbing friend of the internet. I would very much like to have a climbing friend with your hairstyles, and I also do believe you would enjoy eating many fishheads together.

In addition, I am believing that asians may make superior climbers, due to a natural high of strength to weight ratio, as well as amazing natural balance and dexterity.

Better watch what we say or he'll have MP hacked and our emails released. Nice climbing footwear BTW.