Just moved

Just moved to Ballard area because my wife got a job. I on the other hand have plenty of time to climb. I have been going to vertical world but would like to start building my list of outdoor partners. I will boulder, clip bolts, big wall, whatever. I have pads, ropes, trad rack, all of it and will climb with anyone who thinks dick jokes are funny. I lived on the other side of the state so I have climbed in leavenworth, smith, and vantage a fair bit. Would like to hit up index more and go to little si whenever possible and I am down for the more obscure boulders near town and caves that stay dry in the rain.

I just moved to Seattle this fall, and am also looking to expand the network of partners. I live in Fremont, and do most of my plastic pulling at SBP. The next ~two months I'll be traveling a lot for work, so I probably won't bother much with trying to fight the weather and climb outside. Come springtime I'll have a lot more time avialable to climb. I'm most motivated for sport climbing, but I enjoy trad and bouldering as well. We should talk--PM me.

-Jon

Mick and Harry were having a drink at the pub one night, when Mick noticed a blonde making eyes at his friend.
"Go and chat her up," Mick said, "You might get a fuck!"
So Harry went over to the blonde and started chatting. But after about ten minutes, Harry came back to the table, looking pissed off.
"What happened," asked Mick, "It looked like you were going to score!"
"Yeah," replied Harry, "Things were going fine until she said, "I won't let you fuck me unless you dick is at least 10 inches long!"
"So what's the problem?" asked Mick.
Harry replied, "I'm not folding my dick in half for anybody!"

Bump for dick jokes..

Tom-onator wrote:...is at least...

A guy goes in to the bathroom to take a piss when a little person walks up to the urinal beside him and starts taking a leek. The guy noticies the little person has a massive slong and says " not to be wierd or anything but you have a huge dick" the little person looks at the man and replies " aye ladie, that's because I am a leprechaun. For one wee little poke at your ass I will grant you a wish." The guy thinks about all the things he could wish for, and reminds himself it will only hurt for a little while and decides to do it. As the leprechaun is going to town he asks the fella "what's your name ladie" through grunting teeth and pain the man replies "mike" the leprechaun then asks "mike how old are you now" mike winces and says "30" the leprachaun smiles and with a perfectly plain Midwestern accent says "aren't you a bit old to be believing in leprechauns?"

shotgunnelson wrote:A guy goes in to the bathroom to take a piss when a little person walks up to the urinal beside him and starts taking a leek. The guy noticies the little person has a massive slong and says " not to be wierd or anything but you have a huge dick" the little person looks at the man and replies " aye ladie, that's because I am a leprechaun. For one wee little poke at your ass I will grant you a wish." The guy thinks about all the things he could wish for, and reminds himself it will only hurt for a little while and decides to do it. As the leprechaun is going to town he asks the fella "what's your name ladie" through grunting teeth and pain the man replies "mike" the leprechaun then asks "mike how old are you now" mike winces and says "30" the leprachaun smiles and with a perfectly plain Midwestern accent says "aren't you a bit old to be believing in leprechauns?"