Found: 2 backpacks at base of a long trad climb

I was hiking in the South Platte when I cam across these. Aside from the back packs were 2 pairs of hiking boots, car keys, a mobile phone, and a dog. Please identify.

Might be a good idea to report it to the authorities, in case there are missing persons involved.

Every time I do that I end up getting choked

"..so it was really long, we got worked, and when we finally got back to the base all our stuff was gone!"

Old and Busted wrote:I was hiking in the South Platte when I cam across these. Aside from the back packs were 2 pairs of hiking boots, car keys, a mobile phone, and a dog. Please identify.

So there is someone out there with no keys, phone, or dog? Can believe you would take those. Unless they looked like they had been there for a LONG time, and the dog was just a skeleton I wouldn't have touched them. Someone is going to be fucking pissed...

BTW that's why I always take my shit with me. Doesn't help you much on the ground.

Troll.

Old and Busted wrote:I was hiking in the South Platte when I cam across these. Aside from the back packs were 2 pairs of hiking boots, car keys, a mobile phone, and a dog. Please identify.

Remind me not to leave my gear at the bottom of a multi where rap down is the preferred descent in CO for old and busted to find. Note that there is no further explanation from the OP, seems he's asking to get choked though. T T T T TROLLIN!

I was hiking along the base of a climb when I came across a belayer, two packs, a dog, and a nun riding by on a bicycle giving old and busted the finger . Please Identify...

A north face backpack , a mountain hardwear backpack , Solomon running shoes and keys to a Subaru outback. Now give me back my dog, asshat.

Don Ferris wrote:A north face backpack , a mountain hardwear backpack , Solomon running shoes and keys to a Subaru outback. Now give me back my dog, asshat.

Old and Busted wrote: Pretty close. Can you desribe the girlfriend sleeping in the back of the Subaru?

If by girlfriend, you mean daughter, she's blonde, about 4'8", pigtails...oh, and she's 11.

Don Ferris wrote:If by girlfriend, you mean daughter, she's blonde, about 4'8", pigtails...oh, and she's 11.

Jesus Don, you are really, really close. Unfortunately, I dropped the girl off with a inbred family of sheep ranchers for safe keeping.