Looking for a laugh? Check out Jive Ass Anchors!
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Trolls of the climbing world, unite! |
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when they see "jive azz" anchors ... |
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From the limited amount of reading I've done so far, it seems the main admin does try and educate folks when he encounters Jive-assery in the field. |
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That blog just led me to this one, which is somehow ever crazier: dumbanchors.blogspot.com/ |
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From the most recent post: |
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From what I gathered the authors of the blog are also mountaineering guides. It's actually pretty fun to read. One of the photos is from our very own North Chimney on Longs Peak. It's one of those in situ collections of faded webbing, bolts half way out of the rock, and other horrors. |
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Stone Nude wrote:If you're not out saving the world, you're part of the problem, not the solution. People treat this shit like church. Relax, breathe....No shit, people are starting to think there's only one way to skin the cat and don't indicate an ability to analyze. I've noticed that Climbing magazine is getting completely ultra-conservative and have lost any ability to indicate flexibility. There's a big difference between best and horrible and the "experts" aren't indicating that. |
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For some more hilarious/terrifying results, simply google "terrible climbing anchors" |
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jamesm wrote: mountainproject.com/v/10611…looks like anchors I've made in cochise, normal really |
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Stich wrote:From what I gathered the authors of the blog are also mountaineering guides.Fwiw, not a guide. From his bio, "My name is Steve Heikkila, a Portland, Oregon based digital marketing professional, creative thinker, social media enthusiast, vanquisher of chaos, amateur alpine, rock, and ice climber, halfway decent cook, not too shabby writer, and gear geek." Not sure how good his advice is, either. Here he talks some "stoners" into misusing their ice screw, "I was able to convince him to clip the hanger on the jive-ass screw rather than sling the exposed shaft." jive-assanchors.com/2014/01… |
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Most of the guides around here would have a quiet polite word if they see something really unsafe |
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I don't think the last anchor on that page is actually an example of anything jive ass: it looks fine and like it was done for a reason. But what do I know? |
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Sometimes you just have to deal with what you have. It's not always possible to have back ups and redundancy. A lot of those Jive Ass anchors on the page I would be thrilled to have in some situations, sometimes you just deal with it. |
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benkraft wrote: "I was able to convince him to clip the hanger on the jive-ass screw rather than sling the exposed shaft."I thought slinging the shaft was perfectly acceptable on case of a bottomed-out screw sticking out a bunch? Maybe in this case dude was concerned about the exposed thread chewing up the runner? |
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Kevin Mokracek wrote:Sometimes you just have to deal with what you have. It's not always possible to have back ups and redundancy. A lot of those Jive Ass anchors on the page I would be thrilled to have in some situations, sometimes you just deal with it.Fair enough, but something like the picture below is definitely clueless... How many KN is the helmet rated for? Take a whipper and find out! All in all I just found the commentary both informative and light-hearted. Doesn't seem to be malicious, and while MMV, it's still entertaining... |
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Boissal wrote: I thought slinging the shaft was perfectly acceptable on case of a bottomed-out screw sticking out a bunch? Maybe in this case dude was concerned about the exposed thread chewing up the runner?I think that was his concern, but it's pretty unfortunate he nagged some folks into taking his bad advice. Doubt he's malicious, but he's definitely a bit full of it. |
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jamesm wrote: mountainproject.com/v/10611…Been there, done that. |
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RDW wrote: Fair enough, but something like the picture below is definitely clueless... All in all I just found the commentary both informative and light-hearted. Doesn't seem to be malicious, and while MMV, it's still entertaining...I did the same thing once, but with a Nalgene. I was totally out of gear and figured that, if I could run over my Nalgene with my Jeep, I could probably fall on it. Right?! |
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jamesm wrote: mountainproject.com/v/10611…I don't get the problem on this one. Looks like the best spot for an anchor for a ways around it. |
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yeah it totally looks solid just looks like its on sandstone is all, its probably a bomber set up. just a funny pic that came up |