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Humor at the crag

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SmartRockClimbing · · Oceano, CA · Joined Jun 2014 · Points: 10

Alright everyone, what's your favorite rock climbing joke, quip, story or pun?

Pieter
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Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245
Derek Tremblay · · NH · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 110

Said to leader,

"Dude, did you know about this core shot?"

Don Ferris III · · Boulder, CO · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 186

Climber: Take!!!

Belayer: Off belay!!!

Henry Luedtke · · Wisconsin/Colorado · Joined May 2013 · Points: 0

just casually referring to bouldering as "pebble wrestling"

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0

While I was leading me and my friend got into a conversation about what stuff of mine he could have if I died, what stuff I had at my house he needed to dispose of, etc.

Apparently we sounded serious enough that another group that was setting up to climb said dude that is fucked up to him.

Joan Lee · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2014 · Points: 140

Recently a guide saying to a young teen client " this rock here is neither sport nor trad the bolts just pop out of it" ...and pointed to a chopped sport route.

Joan Lee · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2014 · Points: 140

A conversation between a hipster dude and a yogi chick at the gym : The chick to the dude " we just need to fall more to be better climbers" the dude " for sure let's fall like all the time and we will really be pushing grades then!"

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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