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Wearing these will make you a better climber.

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Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349






matt c. · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 155

i second that request!

wait! how many of these things do you actually own. You probably can just take a picture.

MP · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2013 · Points: 2

if you photoshop onto said person a skirt of cordalettes, that would be ideal

Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349

I forgot one.

The Kahuna Big Stick.

They make great "Stick clips".

Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245

LOL

Paul-B · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 115

Locker, stay ahead of the times. The elkommando is the new manpri.

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Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349
"produce an image of you wearing the complete ensemble"

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Paul-B · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 115

You have way too much free time on your hands

Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349

How long do you think it took?

And since when is time free?

Better question. If I do have so much "Free time on my hands", why is it your concern?

Paul-B,

you DON'T have enough "Free time on your hands". Your life must suck. But it really isn't my concern.

;-)

Paul-B · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 115
Locker wrote:How long do you think it took? And since when is time free? Better question. If I do have so much "Free time on my hands", why is it your concern? Paul-B, you DON'T have enough "Free time on your hands". Your life must suck. But it really isn't my concern. ;-)
Geez... Did you miss your afternoon puff?
Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349

You have too much free time on your hands.

Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349

Paul-B doesn't get it. (I mean really Paul, me forgetting my "Puff"?)

John,

Glad I could help you COMPLETE your life!

;-)

Creed Archibald · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 1,016

Locker,

Your left arm looks way stronger than your right arm. Describe your hang board routine. Is there something in your training program that's creating this imbalance? Are you training for a route that's especially left arm intensive? Or is that just the arm you use for ... Never mind.

Nic the brit · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2012 · Points: 0

I went and bought the whole ensemble from my local climbing outfitters. I used to climb 5.8 but now I'm crushing 5.10+. It's really working for me personally but I do get some funny looks at the crags and I often hear chuckling as I pass through the crowds of the indoor wall bred masses. Luckily I have a thick skin and now with my improved climbing ability I have a real sense of purpose. On a last note I did try the elkommando but I found that my love of going commando along with the skirt lead to a shortage of climbing partners so now I just stick with the pants.

Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,349
"Your left arm looks way stronger than your right arm"

I'm thinking Paul-B might be right afterall.
matt c. · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 155

haha nice! maybe in your non-stick hang, you could be huffing glue. just a thought

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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