Slackliners are pedophiles and satanists
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"So basically slackliners lift the kid to the rope, touching the kid in the armpit area which is just an excuse to put their hand over the petite breasts of young beautiful child and feel the lust of touching the innocent body. Then they give a support by keeping the hand on the shoulder or in the back of the child gently massaging the young girl, or even more disgusting, young boys back and lowering the hand over the tight buttocks while the willowy youngster sway back and forward like a young sailor riding on his lover. And because the rope walking is very physical activity, kids get sweaty and the adults can then see directly through they clothes!"
landoverbaptist.net/showthr… I've heard some dumb shit in my life, but this really tops the cake. |
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"The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States." - Wikipedia |
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I was convinced when I read the thread title, but not so sure after reading the re-posted text! |
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Brilliant satire; it is pretty common for a lot of fundies to consider yoga a satanic ritual, so slacklining might not be too far off. And at this point our entire society just needs to assume that whenever a pastor fixates on pedophilia, it is simply because he is a closet ped himself. |
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God bless the interwebs. |
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Or just the failed climber |
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So what are you doing trawling Baptist Church websites anyway? |
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Slack liners, satanists, and the like... They all walk the line! ;) |
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Jim Titt wrote:So what are you doing trawling Baptist Church websites anyway?Why are you reading about slackliner pedophiles and satanists? |
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20 kN wrote: Why are you reading about slackliner pedophiles and satanists?I´m stalking you:-) |
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That priest is definitely a perv himself to even write something like that. If he thinks a child's undeveloped body is arousing he is a perv. Sad to see people like that tarnishing spirituality that faith in God can bring. Not all priests and spiritual leaders are that way, but we seem to focus on disgusting examples of human beings. Why not focus on inn er peace that faith in something bigger than yourself can bring? Too much filth on the internet already. What have you done to make yourself a happier and better person today? |
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I dunno. I thought it was more entertaining before I realized it was satire. |
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Not to change the subject but what passes me off a lot is when some mom's bring their 10 year old boys in a ladies common area showers. Then they wonder why they are grandmas at the age of 30! |
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Is that what happened to you? |
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No one touches me except for my man. That's the way I like it. |
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oh my god... my new favorite thing. |
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Joan Lee wrote:No one touches me except for my man. That's the way I like it.Hopefully the bearded one follows a strict hand sanitizing ritual before and after the touching. |
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I pat myself on the back. Pat pats me in the front. Sooner or later I'll get it down pat. |