Millionaire rock climbers!

Apparently, being sponsored means big bucks! Something to strive for lol

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A troll always needs to up the ante. Once making fun of the generic "climber" stereotypes runs dry, the troll with always turn from generic to specific attacks on the "best" of us to earn page views based upon the inherent "us vs them" aspect of human nature. Good job! Prepare for the flood of defensive posts that waste everyone's (especially the poster's) time.

Are you going to link every time this thing gets updated?

Haha, I actually thought that post was pretty entertaining. Why do folks get so butthurt about someone ranting on the internet?

MojoMonkey wrote:Are you going to link every time this thing gets updated?

Have you guys ever seen posts on facebook where the poster is unaware that the Onion is satire? You can tell that most of the people sharing this or writing comments dont understand that this is nothing more than brilliant satire/trolling about the climbing sphere.

Ive been thinking about collecting screenshots similar to literallyunbelievable.org/ Prob my favorite was when he snared Matt Seagal.

Ryan Palo wrote:Have you guys ever seen posts on facebook where the poster is unaware that the Onion is satire? You can tell that most of the people sharing this or writing comments dont understand that this is nothing more than brilliant satire/trolling about the climbing sphere. Ive been thinking about collecting screenshots similar to literallyunbelievable.org/ Prob my favorite was when he snared Matt Seagal.

Cool stuff!

Cruxes: I always find that for me, the crux on a route is the hardest part. It’s usually a very hard move that spits me out like an olive pit. It can be exhausting boinking up a rope, or having to reclimb part of a route, just to try the crux again.

I thought(forgive me) being sponsored is what the BMX guys used to brag about in the sixth grade.

Jake Jones wrote:Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! SAPIECHA IS WES!!!

props to wes for sending prove me wrong, bitch!

Nobody believed Reardon but I personally watched him free solo the wind ridge, it changed my life.