Bear walks into a canyon and climbs out

Think that beer is bear safe?

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Onsight, chalkless, naked free solo.

Bears = legit ethics

I am trying to figure out how steep those cliff faces are. Anyone know?

It's sort of strange how human-like their movements look. Reaching for holds and backtracking to find the best route up.

Claws are aid.
Pussy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks 'why the long face?'

That was awesome. I almost felt like it was me in the video, except I probably wouldn't have taken about six times before aiding my way through it.

A rope walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "Get outta here! We don't serve ropes like you!"

The rope was clearly agitated, but left to the bartenders words, "and don't ever come back unless you want to get cut to bits!"

In a bad mood, the rope had never been treated this way before. It tormented him and the event sat with him for some time as he tried to get the anger out of him. He was all bent out of shape over this, twisted and turned in ways he couldn't imagine. Finally, the ran his fingers through his hair, messed it up to the point that even he didn't recognize himself. His twisted body and wretched hair finished, he decided that there was no place in this world for people like that bartender, so he went back into the bar, sat down, and ordered a beer.

The bartender looked at him suspicious-like and said to him, "hey, aren't you that rope that just came in here a few minutes ago?"

To which the former replied, "nope, I'm afraid not."

I'm sure the baby bear went on to spray about his short beta.

free climbing at its finest lol