Can you think of a caption for this picture ?

Went into Outdoor World the other day looking for an accessory for my Jetboil. Outdoor world is more of a hunting/fishing place so imagine my surprise when I happened upon this awesome diorama among all of the taxidermy displays.

the bear's all like, "anyone else seein' this shit?"

bearbreeder says -

i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster...

but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri?

why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in????
not that there's anything WRONG with that.....

does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11???

;)

"What's with all that plastic shit on the rock?"

How's a bear supposed to take a peaceful shit in the woods with all this fuckery going on?!

"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."

Eric Mountford wrote:"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."

hahahahahhaha!

Eric Mountford wrote:"And here, in his natural habitat, we see the majestic rock climber. Notice the plaid shirts and colorful helmets used to attract the rare female red breasted rock climber..."

I'm not sure "red" is the adjective you are looking for.
Seriously though, that is THE caption for this photo.

I think the caption reads: "Imagine this photo as if it were not sideways."

Mark E Dixon wrote:bearbreeder says - i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster... but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri? why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in???? not that there's anything WRONG with that..... does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11??? ;)

This is some funny stuff. And true. Great impersonation. You forgot to end with "It's that simple."

"This is how the rope gets up there"

"At the count of three, I'll let go of the rope and you jump on the bear."

Mark E Dixon wrote:bearbreeder says - i'm not saying you CAN'T wear your helmet backwards...and belay off your holster... but if your belayer gets dragged into the wall when lowering you with one hand puts out that hand onto the wall to brace himself, and loses control of the brake ... do you solve the issue with a grigri? why would you trust someone to belay you if they used a double threaded edk tie in???? not that there's anything WRONG with that..... does anyone know any cute lulu girl bears ..... that want to lead their first 11??? ;)

H8tahs =P

I was too busy climbing outside today to make up compose such intraweb poetry

Heres my partner today telling you to stop MPing and go climbing



As to the bears ... We feed em the still pulsating innards of MP toppu roperu tofuers who sit around the puter rather than go climb

Our bears grow VERY big from being well fed here

its that simple

;)

Really not sure what is going on in the picture . . . The one mannequin has a harness AND swami belt with the other end of the rope daisy chained to . . . well . . chain? The other is tied into an anchor made from the excess rope cut off? Eh . . . let's go climb.