SEEKING MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!!

This thread reminds me of the following:

A Woman's Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A Man's Poem:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Moral of this thread: 99.9% of climbers have 0.00% game.

Mic Fairchild wrote: So, what was the final resolution of this adventure? New stallion for the Princess, or another month of disappointment?

I see evidence of a boat...thus a winner has been found. Boats win every time.

doligo wrote:This thread reminds me of the following: A Woman's Poem: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand.. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A Man's Poem: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Hahahaha! Lmao :)

Princess Mia wrote: Other interests: Climbing is all that matters so no kids, dogs, books, shows, football etc. It will not work.

No books? David Roberts warned about the anti-intellectualism of the western climbing culture. I guess he was right.

Thomas Carson wrote: No books? David Roberts warned about the anti-intellectualism of the western climbing culture. I guess he was right.

ahahahahaha!!!!!!

Man, you dudes really know how to woo a lady. Mia, you sound like a PITA in my opinion. Who wants a woman that can't read and only wants to climb? Then I gotta listen to you talk at the crag where it should be quiet.

Adam Burch wrote:Moral of this thread: 99.9% of climbers have 0.00% game.

Indeed!!!

But game on if they have one of these:

Ohhh , Ohh, luxury climber camping accomodations...that's better than a boat for sure. !!!

I guess I will remove my application since I meet none of these criteria in sufficient quantities...

is chemistry really enough ?

apparently the jury is still out

Sir Spanxalot wrote:>>>>>>> a PITA in my opinion…....

Indeed!!! a PITA TROLL

A Professional, Intelligent, Thinking, Analyzing TROLL

LOL

Matt Pesce wrote:is chemistry really enough ? apparently the jury is still out

But of course!!! Its all about chemistry!!!!!

And the mandatory "Unbelievable" rack……..

Princess Mia wrote: Indeed!!! a PITA TROLL A Professional, Intelligent, Thinking, Analyzing TROLL LOL

I like it!:)
I agree that trolling stimulates your mind.

Stich wrote:Better find him quick, ladies, that Last Good Man. The rest of us shits are going to live forever.

Nah... I don't plan to either:

sick exit whats the rock drop?

Good men in Norway!

5.samadhi wrote:sick exit whats the rock drop?

Remarkably and ironically, given Elanor's appearance on this page, that is the TrollTunga. In terms of pure vert- several hundred feet to some slabs. With a little clearance as in base jumping, then much more... and if para-sailing down to the water, then I suppose about 600m in total. The Prekestolen is similar, but actually more vert for longer on the top part.

...the incredible shrinking thread.

Great work Mods! Keep MP sanitized.

Are Mountain Men better off without women?