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can u spot the safety issue ...

Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145

engineering analysis by the art studio of cosmetology; von Braun would be so proud.

M Mobley · · Bar Harbor, ME · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 911
split161 wrote: how was my 5th obs in any way bigotry?
if you say it correctly they dont get bent out of shape, example-

#5- she is probably a Latter Day Saint

it sounds more saintly

I wonder if she is related to Warren Jeffs?
slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103
Buff Johnson wrote:engineering analysis by the art studio of cosmetology; von Braun would be so proud.
hey now, i resemble that remark...
split161 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2010 · Points: 55
Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145

Correcting for the handle bar effect, I like it

still no beverage holder in the design

rging · · Salt Lake City, Ut · Joined Jul 2011 · Points: 210

You do realize that a bolt that breaks at 5,000 pounds attached to a Chinese manufactured lawn chair doesn't hold 5,000 pounds right?

Mark Pilate · · MN · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 25

split - back to the drawing board....your chains would be jutting out from the wall and she would be tipped forward and sliding off.

Plus, she does not appear to be from New Jersey, so the moustache is a stretch...

Rockbanned brett · · Plattsburgh, Ny · Joined Dec 2011 · Points: 215
Locker wrote:I see a hot lady.
+1 to that dude. I think anyone not checking her out swings the other way... heh heh heh
split161 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2010 · Points: 55
Mark Pilate wrote:split - back to the drawing board....your chains would be jutting out from the wall and she would be tipped forward and sliding off. Plus, she does not appear to be from New Jersey, so the moustache is a stretch...
it would jutt out a little, but you could easily compensate by increasing the angle of the seat and flipping the leaf springs

the chair is a neat idea, but not the best design for being anchored to the side of a big wall because of the outward forces it generates by pivoting forward on the leafsprings...will it hold? probably sure, but not the best design. Also, again I think the hangers on the side of the chair are a horrible idea.

In all honesty I think were trying to polish a turd...If I were to design a chair for a wall it would be something like this, more along the lines of a portaledge system

In this design there are no forces pulling outward on the anchors, all forces are pulling directly downwards


Of course you would anchor your harness to the wall(master point) and not to the chair
Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790

^^^
Saweet!
Dual beverage/bong holders as requested lol

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103

Looks like scoliosis waiting to happen. Igor, or maybe quasimoto might like it though!

Adam Stackhouse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 13,970
Buff Johnson wrote:no beverage holder, and no redundant beverage holder should you drop the first beverage
Great one
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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