SEEKING MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!!
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you see what I mean
. at the constant mercy of the iPhone, fast fingers, and quick submit button presses
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"at the constant mercy of the iPhone, fast fingers, and quick submit button presses"
Miniaturization isn't always a plus. I'm guessing you already know that. ;-) |
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Climbing right now? Sweet sounds like an evening Solo of the Fang? Way to go! If that's the case you are head and shoulders better than the Porn Star, Rocket Scientist, Ballerina that seems to be where the dudes have set their standards. |
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Mia- you'll have your choice, but beware the obvious. |
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I assume the female chart is more like a rotating sphere w/ anywhere from one to one thousand select options at a time |
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this is funny |
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Wyatt Payne wrote:Climbing right now? Sweet sounds like an evening Solo of the Fang? Way to go! If that's the case you are head and shoulders better than the Porn Star, Rocket Scientist, Ballerina that seems to be where the dudes have set their standards.Well I didn't solo the Fang but I did cruise it today! The Fang today |
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I was going to send a replay but I'm in to "boobs" not "noobs"! Im not into giving out TRs while your jugging, kind of a waste of time. I should be half way up the next pitch short fixing waiting for you to send up the rest of your big rack. |
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Perhaps another important ability this man must be able to do. |
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Ian: |
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Nielsonru wrote:Perhaps another important ability this man must be able to do.Of course .. A man who can take a whiz while doing a handstand . mandatory! |
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Princess Mia wrote: Of course .. A man who can take a whiz while doing a handstand . mandatory!I was thinking he either must: 1) be over 8 ft tall, or 2) have a super stream to 'aim high' for accuracy..a sure sign of manliness for mountain man qualification. And he must be ready, willing to clean up after himself when a certain mess is left on floor and wall !! |
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Did you dump your boyfriend or are you collecting more? |
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Princess Mia wrote:Yeah ladies we can have fun too!!! Age: non specified just mature, PLEASE Looks: Stinky men or overall dirtbags should NOT respond, and if you are too fat, too skinny, too short, too tall . not interested, must have a solid 6-pack and big guns, but not the kind in a bottle or made to shoot. Skip the old ripped jeans and patched up jacket from 10 years ago. Not cool. Climbing ability: Must come with solid knowledge, skill and experience!!!! NO NOOBS!!!! I am not into teaching and I am not patient must be a trad climber and willing to journey on long and epic adventures. And no complaining when I want to lead all the rad shit!!!! A solid rack mandatory to complement my own badass rack. Must be a solid ice climber and mountaineer. No complaining during unplanned bivys in the winter, must have all relevant gear and have the experience to use it. FInancial: Yeah must be willing to support my ongoing quest for climbing. No living in the back of a Tacoma . Tents are for the birds .. Good food and wine should always be provided, in copious amounts .. Political and religious views: Leave those at home just accept mine!!!! Other interests: Climbing is all that matters so no kids, dogs, books, shows, football etc. It will not work.Damn you described me to a T for the guy you don't want. Here I sit ripped jeans, patched jacket, living in my tacoma, unemployed, dirtbag. |
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5.samadhi wrote: Damn you described me to a T for the guy you don't want. Here I sit ripped jeans, patched jacket, living in my tacoma, unemployed, dirtbag.You, and a few dozen western states full of climbers that fit the same description. Not to leave out the south and east coast dirtbags too. 'Ya think maybe there are a dozen or so fit, decent men that would qualify within the U.S? |
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Wyatt Payne wrote:Climbing right now? Sweet sounds like an evening Solo of the Fang? Way to go! If that's the case you are head and shoulders better than the Porn Star, Rocket Scientist, Ballerina that seems to be where the dudes have set their standards.That's quite a combination there...The ageing ballerina who had a youthful regretable secret past as a porn star, and now after her toes and ankles have given out, she finishes up her PhD and is now a rocket scientist. But if she can't go out and solo the Fang some evening,,well, just toss her aside with the other rejects. |
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Sorry Mia, all the men with those qualifications are taken. They have boyfriends. |