SEEKING MOUNTAIN GOAT!!!!!!

My womanz left me this weekend and I'm not interested in men so... I'm leaning towards a new relationship with a mountain goat. Yup, Mountain Goat. If you know or anyone you know, knows of a mountain goat seeking a relationship please point them to this post! I think at this point in my life im beginning to think a beastly mountain beauty might make an acceptable companion (of course boat is pref, but NOT required). We all know they're soft, warm and cozy on cold nights, reliable and steadfast in the mountains, and like to hang out in groups... Sure, they might be a bit temperamental, but so too can the womenz. So if you, or anyone you know, has seen a nice mountain goat or two looking to cuddle up, please drop me a line.

..and the SAR team would have great fun at your expense.

Whoa! Sprague made a funny

I'm from New England, where humor is supposed to have at least three meanings and not be understood by most of your audience, so that was not a joke.

noted. I will mentally file your comment under 'whimsical prediction'.

I like this thread already. How long til it disintegrates into name-calling?

Now we're talking....this should be in the Middle Eastern forums, shouldnt it be? Goat for campside dinner I presume?

John Marsella wrote: And in truth, the NZ'er was talking about sheep.

I always try to keep an open mind ... I originally considered sheep too but ultimately, I decided they probably aren't as reliable on rugged mountain terrain and the extra warmth likely wasn't worth the trade-off.

If I lived a life in a grassy valley I think I could probably settle for a sheep but alas... I am destine to dwell in the the jagged rocky peaks.

M Sprague wrote:I'm from New England, where humor is supposed to have at least three meanings and not be understood by most of your audience, so that was not a joke.

you forgot about biting sarcasm... any new englander worth their salt shld be able to deliver a crippling blow of sarcasm sure to unsettle any midwesterner in earshot.

Act right goat!!! Or...

My mate carl & I have been looking into goats ever since trying the pct out. New meaning of the phrase fast & light. Next time you head up the mountain bring a sleek new top of the line pack goat!