Good Climbing jokes
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good one Frank |
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This one's not a climbing joke either |
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Have you heard about the climber with five penises. |
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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? |
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This one only really makes sense in Indian Creek. |
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don't get offended, i didnt make this one up: |
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Jon Zucco wrote:i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced.Ha! Love it! |
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How does a female climber keep her ankles warm? With her panties. |
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A climber spends 3 years with the inuit, trying to become one of them. One day, the chief walks into a crowded bar and tells the guy "to become 1 of us, you must down a 1/5 of our moonshine, wrestle a polar bear, and make love to one of our squaws"... |
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I’ve got a cheesy one for y’all: What do you call an ursidae that loves well protected trad climbing? A cammin’ bear! |
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143 replies when you necromanced this thing... I netted one laugh, a couple smiles...and a godawful lot of cringes. I can't help but wonder if some of the 2013 climbers made it out of seventh grade by now?? And why you bothered resurrecting this, when a joke thread is currently running? |
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Old lady H wrote: Oh Helen... Next you’re gonna tell me ants can’t ride no sea-doos. I’m glad my cheesy joke made you laugh and that some of the other ones made you smile. |
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2 dirtbag climbers having a beer at the end of a long day when one notices the crag dog licking himself. He comments, “sometimes I wish I could do that”. The dogs owner watches a few seconds, then shakes his head, replies, “oh, he’d bite ya”. |
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Q: How is a climber like a whore? A:They both trust the rubber when their legs are spread. |
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OK I’m starting to see Helen’s point... |
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And then I says, Carabiner? I barely even know her! |
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Hey everybody! I just made a quick blog post with a few of my favorites from this thread, as well as a few terrible inventions of my own... https://rantingsonyaxis.blogspot.com/2021/03/10-climbing-dad-jokes.html#more |