You might be a climber if...

Damienn wrote:you spend more time packing for a two day climb than you do for a two week vacation

Jeff J wrote:90% of all my climbing pics are of a dude's ass

You check your street shoes wear patterns every time you take them off.

You get a call from the school nurse to tell you that your daughter has climber's elbow and needs a note to be excused from violin. And you think to yourself 'climbing is more important than violin' even though your father is a classical musician.

And then you fight with her over the ice packs.

Ari Kantola wrote:When you ask "wanna bust some moves on my woody later?", but really you're just wondering if a gal wants to climb your homemade bouldering wall. When you scream "I love jugs!!!!", and you're not even thinking of boobs at all.

Josh.Wood wrote: And the saying 'Spread your legs and trust the rubber' applies to stemming technique.

You are reading this in dunkn donuts because you don't have wifi in your van

Your idea of safe footwear for cutting firewood is Sanuks.

You value the old (and variously sized) door frames in your house for the crimping opportunities they provide.

You wouldn't be cruising mountain project if you could be climbing.

You search for jobs based on their proximity to large rocks.

You break up with your girl by saying:

"Sorry babe, I'm still going climbing."

You come across this tread, because you already been to every other tread on mp! Cause that's what you do while you are at work!

You have the weather app on your phone programmed for Rumney, New Paltz, Slade and Fayetesville.

You wake up earlier on the weekend than you do during the work week.

everyday you surf craigslist looking for good deals on climbing gear you don't really need anyway.

You are failing college because you go climbing instead of writing papers.

Jason Halladay wrote:The nurse or lab technician is super psyched about your forearm veins when you go to have blood drawn.